This Is An Attack On Me Today Specially

I don’t think there’s a day where I don’t think about this conversation

The Room That Doesn't Exist

art by SUIMA

me at 6:40: Oh boy i wonder what time it is

the helpful clock:

Harrison Wood Hsiang

fuck yes dragon tuesday

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats

if you sleep badly enough you can experience “the microwaved feeling”