When You Go To The Gender Clinic You Can Ask About Being Buried Alive Left To Scream And Claw At The

working retail

Every time I read that one Brian Eno quote from A Year With Swollen Appendicies about how anything that sucks about a new medium will become cherished and beloved once it’s no longer novel I get incredibly emotional and can’t contain myself.

houseplant type friend

you're in her dms. i'm in the repair bay casting spells. we are not the same

sending subliminal messages to my parents who really should get a divorce by playing no children by the mountain goats in the car

I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.

NO WAY

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh

I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES