Sir, That’s My Emotional Support Black Sheep Of The Family With Otherworldly Powers And Questionable

The reason Diego and Luther work so well together and don't fight much in season 2 is that they both thought the other was dead for a while and just don't have it in them to argue anymore.

Sasha Wire ordering the Oolong tea at the bar in The Day That Wouldn't Die (1.07)

To Mick ordering the Oolong tea at the bar in The Next Page (4.29) in honour of Sasha because he remembered the drink she likes

OK but The Vast has the most comedic potential out of any entity imo. Like other fears are like “uhhh my cousin got replaced” and “there’s Evil Mold in my fridge” or whatever but the vast could just say “one day I was on a trampoline with my brother and he just didn’t come down” and it’s perfectly in character and just works.

modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress

Getting ready to put on my scent blocker (deodorant)

i don't think im gonna be able to sleep tonight the circus music beaming across the globe is too loud

Anyways. How fucking funny and how fucking sad it would be if Kevin Day did eventually get a chance to go skiing, only to promptly fuck up his skis and. get injured. in a skiing accident. How would you even communicate that to the press.

Happy New Year! 🎉

Vaporwave Neil with one of my favorite quotes from the books 🦊

Neil knows how to follow directions-- until Andrew starts giving them. Suddenly, "left" means "right," and Kevin's smug superiority is crumbling as fast as Neil's ability to keep a straight face.

Part 2 of AFTG Flufftober

holding space for the lyrics of the riko roast