@bigbs-mailbox I Think We Have To Nametag You

Lizzie joel committed a microaggression against me: (

(OOC: I am choosing to not give Lizzie anymore context for this but if the blog runner wants to know the context it should be on the joel account with the chain starting with me asking if Joel was polyam)

Oh no, not again! What'd he do this time? I could have a talk with him if you'd like :(

[Thanks for letting me know!!!]

YES,

D A M A G E D E G G ?

Hi!!! Your name is, uh, Jimmy right?? - @davethecoolestguy

yes that is my name!!

[You find a box with holes poked in it, along with a letter taped to the side. The box has a bit of moss and mud on it, likely from where it came from. You open the letter.] Hello, Lizzie! One of my wolves just had puppies, and I thought you might like one! Name him whatever you want :D Have a nice day! -@shubbles-mailbox 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

Thank you so much Shubble! He's such a sweet little pup. I've named him Meri!

C'mon Jimmyyyy,

[She forcefully pulls him into a hug, ruffling his hair.]

I was only joking! I'm sure you'll win the next life series.

Hi!!! Your name is, uh, Jimmy right?? - @davethecoolestguy

yes that is my name!!

GURLS NIGHTTTTTT!!!!!!!

GIRL'S NIGHT!

at the pale garden!

@gtwscars-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy

Aaaaand, that's another recording to the list! :)

meow :3

meow :]

Yeah, I think I get what you mean. I never did much interior, aside from my axolotl sanctuary. But it is rather nice to be able to call Joel short.

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

[I am very sorry, I promise there is lore surrounding this on my blog if you’re that curious.]

[Your mailbox is trapped, when you next open the barrel to access your mail, water will shoot out of it]

[There is a letter inside a waterproofed shulker , and inside is a crumpled piece of paper with a simple]

From, Martyn <3

[You’ve also heard of him doing this to a few others. Ooc I am again very sorry]

- @itlw-mailbox

[It's quite alright! I've gone ahead and read up on the lore, thanks for letting me know. We love a bit of tomfoolery >:3] [She lets out a surprised yelp at the sudden gust of water, immediately getting soaked. She pulled the shulker out, reading the letter before letting out a gasp of annoyance. She crumpled the letter and threw it into the water stream, before walking off with her hands on her hips.] [...A few seconds later she came back, remembering that her mailbox was indeed trapped and that was a problem. She inspected the mailbox for a moment before letting out an audible groan, muttering under her breath.] I'll need to get Etho or Pearl to help...can't believe Martyn's making me ask them to come all the way over here again. Stupid, blonde, little...

[i was about to go back and remove all my posts from maintags but then i got a notif saying I've made 100 posts and I just might cry.]

this came to me in my sleep