Oh Really? Just Me Then? Ahaha, Nothing! Just Wrote Without Thinking A Bit. That's Close Enough! How

flower husbands i Love you (guy who hasnt watched either of their povs yet. Im planning to Ok!!)

you smell like a fish. You wanna be friends? I’m a farmer from Stardew Valley. I’m visiting for fun. This place is surprisingly weird, I stared at a tall thing with purple eyes and it screamed at me. Oh my name! Uh well my name is Juice, I own that name. May I have your name?

- @farmer-juice (she’s a fae btw. She’s just really bad at tricking people)

I do? I guess that makes sense, being an axolotl and an Ocean Queen...

I've never heard of such a place! I used to know a farmer, you kind of remind me of her. I hope you've had fun on your visit so far! That would have been an Enderman. Yeah, they don't really do well with eye contact... Juice, what an interesting name! I'm Elizabeth, though please just call me Lizzie. I'd love to be friends!

sooo... do you just like being a giant lady or something?

Yes I do! It's fun to be taller than everybody, especially Joel :)

What yall know about Jizzie ?? :p

[send help.]

[It's a shulker with a note and a couple complimentary stamps inside.]

Testing from Grian's box! If you're getting this, his box is all fixed :D

- @pearls-mailbox

[A shulker is sent back, this time not wet! *cheer sfx* There's a seashell along with the letters, a rounded and flat sand dollar.] Hello there, Pearlio! I got the message alright, and it's much easier to send mail now! Thank you so much for the help, I've sent a little something as a gift. :)

Empires (S1) X life series AU: Lizzie knows

Hello tumblr people, hear ye hear ye, I have yet another AU to share with you.

A life series AU x Empires SMP au, where the ocean queens husband goes missing (by the hand of the Watchers) and ends up in 3rd life. Lizzie immedeately catches on, and forcefully puts herself in Last Life. Her goal becomes to weaken and destroy the Watchers, and free the players from the inside out.

Lizzie starts the fairy fort as a cover-up, makes a deal with Joel to win Tango's game and informs Martyn of her plan. Joel "kills" lizzie, to make it seem to the Watchers like they're against one another, and the fairy fort burns as an excuse for her to join the Shadow clan.

During the entirety of last life, she sows peoples souls together with a needle and thread, in preperation for double life. After last life ends, she forcefully starts double life instead of limited life (what the Watchers wanted). This change sucessfully frees Mumbo, Skizz and herself from the games. Besides that, the "you're dead but not really, because your soulmate died but you didn't", puts Ren put of action too.

This plan works for a little bit, but in LL the watchers catch on, bring some players back (but failed with mumbo) and blocks lizzie from entering the game. She manages to get in through Pearl, but gets immedeately noticed and thrown out.

In secret life, lizzie breaks back in and now starts putting her full focus on breaking the Canary curse and creating a portal out of the SL world. She opens a portal to the end, and let's herself fall, where she opens another portal to Empires with the help of Martyn. Both of them are briefly freed, but the Watchers catch on and bring Martyn back. BUT the Canary curse is broken, and the Watchers now have less power on Jimmy. He dies right after due to his own stupidity though.

Lizzie spend a lot of her power on opening those portals, and is now incredibly weakened. The Watchers add her to the games in her weakness, and she gets played like a fiddle in Wild Life. She'll have to try again next time.

This entire thing was a brain fart created by this song

he also cried

a lot

jimmy and i are married, by the way. dude could NOT wait to put a ring on it.

alright alright, I'll give you uppies! [She tucked her hands under his arms and slowly lifted him so that he was level with her eyes, chuckling softly.] You ready? [She raised her arms up, the scene looking almost similar to a certain disney movie. She reached over the base, gently lowering her arms until Tango's feet connected with the ground.]

WAIT lizzie, i have a base in the sky— do you think you’re tall enough to get me up to it?

Hmm...Depends! I'm about ten feet tall when in my axolotl form, and I can also stretch my arms up. How tall is it?

what did I imply, hmmm?

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that