There Is Something Sooo Embarrassing About Everything I Have Done And Will Do

Bites into burger Hmmm this tastes like ash Looks at hands Covered in ash Looks around All is ashes A pitiless waste Resume eating

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

*me tapping a bat against my palm* Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. it’s almost time to break you open isn’t it

Potentially unoriginal post coming right up! (Sorry to whoever did this before me lol)

If we were fans of Awsten Knight as a solo artist would we be called...

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The Knighties?

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

“Good Omens Season 2 will be quiet, and gentle, and romantic.”

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps