I’m A Total Slut For Chocolate Cake.

What is up with this recent tendency in the fandom character tags to mention everyone in the cast even though the post is literally just some tepid-ass take on one character or some unrelated ship.

Like - y'all.

Tumblr has no algorithm and does not work like Instagram and TikTok- tagging every character under the sun unless they're relevant to the post will not get you more reach or numbers or follows or whatever else.

It will, however, have your post show up for folks who don't want to see it (and even have a specific tag blocked) at which point they will become annoyed and block your account at best, or report your account as a potential spambot at worst.

Ffs. Keep that TikTok-ass algorithm pandering out of sites that literally are not built that way, and require you to do the 'heavy lifting' i.e. building your mutuals and followers from ground up + doing your own research and curating your own timeline to reflect it.

Golden Moments

Remember all the times spent in the grocery store

Memories of long aisles to effortlessly explore

Never once thinking it was an unpleasant chore

As we checked our list of essential items galore

Not even remembering how it all started out

Putting together lists like an advisor o devout

Only scanning the list as we eagerly scout

Quickly finding everything with no doubt

Do you miss our frequent grocery store run

I know to many it’s not worth a note of fun

Nor is it an adventure story of reaching the sun

Nevertheless I still feel like I have won

For nothing measures up to trickles of gold

The small moments becoming grand and bold

Unlike any lavish riches or treasures to behold

Moments spent with you can never be undersold

A dude walked out mid poetry class because the professor tapped his precious white jordans with her old black boots. How does stuff like this happen lol

kind of awful that she's programmed that way huh

"Autistic characters in popular media are always robots or aliens" I mean, that's just not true. Autistic characters in popular media in fact span a wide range of backgrounds, including (but not limited to):

Time traveller

Former cultist

Morbid little girl

Grown in a tube

Ambiguously foreign

Talking animal

Curse victim

Tech support

Raised by wolves

Ninja assassin

World famous detective

French

Breathe

To breathe

Was an effort

That heaves heavy

On my bandaged chest

To breathe

Was all a pain

Which tenderly ached

The incision on my breast

To breathe

Was all the easier with you

Tenderly tending my bandages

With your caduceus spirit shining so

And to breathe in

And out was all the easier thanks to your

Healing heart and hands wishing you

Could take the weight and pain away

*Steals your contestants*

guess who's back

Happy International Cat Day!!!

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️