Here's The Full Clip From The Critmas Backstage Live.

It's so wild when you think about how much of a shift the batkids had after they were adopted by Bruce, because NONE had a sibling and were like-

Dick, who accidentally walked into Tim's room, spotting the robin shrine he has there:

Tim: ...I can explain

Dick, walking out: Nevermind! It's my fault for wishing for siblings when I was a kid

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Jason: Who the hell tweeted 'skibidi toilet rizz' 56 times from my twitter?!

Tim, salty about the titans tower incident, laptop in hand still open to Jason's twitter account:

Jason:

Jason: I wish Bruce had adopted a puppy instead of you.

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Damian, fuming after Bruce got them a shared hotel room on a vacation: I miss the days when I was an only child

Tim: Didn't your mom make like two thousand clones of you?

Damian: I would've preferred sharing my inheritances with all 2000 of them instead of you

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Dick, entering his room at the manor after a patrol and spotting Duke on his bed and immediately shrieking: BRUCE, THERE'S A RANDOM KID IN MY ROOM

Bruce: Dick, this is your newest brother, Duke

Dick: And you gave him my room?!

Duke: Wow, the colour scheme in here is so 80s

Dick: Consider me and you estranged from now on

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Bruce: Jason, unblock your brother, he is currently crying in the living room because of it.

Jason, had blocked Dick after the thirst trap Dick posted got over 100k views on tiktok and now everyone and their sibling was asking for Dick's number: What brother? I identify as an only child.

Starfire as Cher 🌟

The amount of times Jason has stolen one of his siblings costumes and murdered in it is insane. Like I’m pretty sure the only ones he hasn’t done this for are the girls and Duke.

Jay as Nightwing

Jay as Batman

Lastly, Jay as Red Robin and while idk if he killed anyone in the comics

He definitely did when he wore the outfit in that Death in the Family movie thing.

I always think Dick calling Jason “Little Wing” is hilarious given one of Dick’s primary grievances against Jason is that Jason has a habit of putting on the Nightwing suit and killing people in it

We always joked with Hamilton that Alexander Hamilton was haunting Lin.

Epic has something similar except it’s Hermes nor Odysseus and he’s not just bothering Jay but haunting ALL OF US with his catchy songs.

They should really warn you before getting into Epic that you may experience Hermes himself in your head while you're trying to sleep going "wouldn't you like a taste of the power" over and over and over again.

I’m on my 3rd rewatch of John Carpenter’s The Thing and

“I ain’t going with Windows”

“FUCK YOU PALMER”

Will never not be funny

My friend is currently playing Red Dead 2 and at one point they couldn't find John or his family. I responded accusing John of murdering his family and that the family in Red Dead 1 is simply his second wife and son who he named Jack as well.

The best part is they can't actually argue this because they have like 5 uncles all named John.

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me