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Protectors and knight

One time the batkids all decided to get gag gifts for Bruce on father's day but they all ended up getting mugs so now Bruce has a collection of mugs he rotates thru every day:

Dick: Batman mug with the message,Holy Children,Batman!

Jason: Dad,thanks for not pulling out that night

Tim: It's not a dad bod it's a father figure

Damian: (arrow pointing up) Not the worst dad

Cass: Dad,thanks for teaching me how to be a man even though I'm your daughter

Steph: Best dad ever keep that shit up

Duke: World's okayest dad

My friend is currently playing Red Dead 2 and at one point they couldn't find John or his family. I responded accusing John of murdering his family and that the family in Red Dead 1 is simply his second wife and son who he named Jack as well.

The best part is they can't actually argue this because they have like 5 uncles all named John.

The next time Jason says Bruce did nothing when he died, I want him to be cut off with the declaration that Bruce did. Bruce did everything. Superman almost wasn't able to hold him back.

Bruce wanted the Joker dead. He shot down his damn helicopter even with Bruce still in it. He wanted to see the Joker's body and finally know his boy didn't have to worry about another innocent person being caught in the Joker's crossfire. Even from the grave, he knew Jason would worry. He'd never stopped. Not once. Not even broken and bleeding did Jason stop worrying about someone else (even driven wild with Pit Madness, he still had worried about the kids in Crime Alley).

I need Jason to know how much Bruce loved him, to the point of almost starting WWIII. I need him to know the desperation in Bruce's eyes. How his hands shook and it wasn't with the horror of seeing himself sink further into the dark of The Bat. I need Jason to know the day he died was the day a piece of Bruce died with him. I need Superman to tell Jason about how little he'd recognized his friend, trying to talk sense into the man everyone had known as the Pillar; The rock in the typhoon. I need Tim to tell Jason how the scars got on his hands; From catching Bruce's gauntlet too often. "That's enough." He'd say, sounding older than he was. The gauntlets were sharp (to cut rope in the event of capture, or tanglement). The purse snatcher would be in critical condition but he'd live.

I need Jason to know Bruce did everything. Even things he shouldn't have done. Things he would be ashamed of later on, praying to the shadows of his room that his sons would heal. Not forgive him, but heal. (Bruce never quite learned how to heal, did he? He only knew how to fight. All his kids could tell you that. Fighting for them or against them, chasing back the nightmares or becoming his own. Bruce knew how to fight in many ways, but he never got the hang of looking at his demons and letting them go.)

I need Jason to know Bruce loved him.

My gift for @caljudai for @natsume-ss exchange! I hope you like it!!

ive been rewatching 🙈

I have been nothing but nice to this woman and this is how she repays me? By putting me in the clothes of the enemy?!

Emily put my best friend in a Joja outfit at the Desert Festival.

Annual reblog of the liminal spacemas from instachaz

Damian goes to Mt. Ebott to prove himself. He didn't fall, he decided to go there on purpose.

... but everyone is so nice, he can't kill anyone. Monsters are supposed to be... monsters, so why are they so friendly?

I feel like Damian would do a pacifist route, he went there with the intention of killing but Toriel didn't let him, and then he had to fight her...and he just couldn't. I also feel like he stayed with Toriel for at least a couple days.

He fights the monsters untill they're too weak and then forgives them.

Can you guess who the others children were? The flowers keep repeating their words. I think the second one is pretty obvious, I mean 'it gives me magic '? We all know who that is