I’m A Big Fan Of That Post-laundry Feeling When You’ve Got All Your A-list Clothes Back In The Game.

tragic fictional siblings... save me...

tragic fictional siblings

save me tragic fictional siblings

Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

full offence but I do NOT watch movies so I can "turn my brain off" I take this shit so seriously

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

I can beat my avoidant tendencies I just have to stay away from any situation in which I might become avoidant. Problem solved

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

when the character that is full of rage and grief is also full of kindness