The Worst Part About Having Huge Autistic Fantasy Worlds In Your Head Is That It Takes Like 8 Billion

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

2024

THIS IS NOT YOUR GRAVE

LOOK STRANGERS IN THE EYE

I WILL HAVE A GOOD DAY

I AM VERY YOUNG AND STILL LEARNING HOW TO LIVE

DO IT SCARED

ASSUME THE BEST

WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN

POV: you are Anya Forger. You are four years old psychic and have just recently been taken from the world’s crappiest orphanage and placed in the custody of a stranger with no qualifications. He has only recently realized your traumatic upbringing might affect you

You are surrounded by deeply unhinged violent people keeping life altering secrets and your life has become a deeply precarious house of cards.

Every single one of them is also like. “Anya Sweetie, why aren’t you better at school. You need to study more.” Every time they try and help you they are also thinking about murder and espionage

tartlets

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

Arcane au where everything is the same except Silco has to lick his eyeball like a lizard bc he literally doesn’t have an eyelid

reposting what i said on twitter because guys im kinda going fucking insane over this timeline

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

your cry of "they're totally gay!!!" is valid and i support you. what i will not tolerate is you implying the actions they took could only be motivated by romantic attraction instead of a deep bond of friendship