Little-soldi3rs - Lucy

I. I need all the alignment chart memes. All. All of them. My hands are shaking. Please.

AIGHT YALL RB THIS POST WITH YOUR ALIGNMENT CHART BLANKS FOR THIS ANON

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

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Autumn fits ✨

My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[CONTESTANT 02] - Ken

(Art by @groppy)

it's last match tonight, the biggest tournament series in the world. it's everything... and he's just KEN. as soon as we watched the movie, we knew we had to get him in there. looking at our audience, i'm surprised he didn't win it all. judging by how much production wanted him in, i thought he had at least the first round on lock. i grabbed him right after the movie ended, and he was more than happy to try to prove himself once again. with an inability to describe his own job, and a fractured masculinity, who knows what'll happen to him post-elimination.

...and no, this isn't product placement for mattel.

- Ryan Gosling, Barbie album artists, & toys/merchandise-based media.

(Drive, La La Land, Dua Lipa, Ava Max) (Transformers, Skylanders, Care Bears, Power Rangers)

- Heartbreak, unrequited love, and toxicity.

(I Will Survive, When I Was Your Man, You Belong With Me, Creep) (d3r - toxic, System of a Down - Toxicity, Love The Way You Lie, Bad Romance)

- Cowboys, horses, and masculinity.

(She’s a Big Boy, Old Town Road, Wild Horses, My Little Pony) (Man in the Mirror, Men At Work, American Males, Men In Black)

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour