@baristabastard

Once or twice every few weeks they'll just switch. People get used to it

i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon

You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Yo its the test from the mysterious benedict society! Sick i wanna play it

Small game idea I've had for a while:

You're taking a history exam. You haven't studied. The exam is about some completely fictional event in a fictional country. It's all multiple choice questions about this made-up history. Here's the trick, though: the exam is really poorly made, in that way where a lot of the questions (and the answers they give) inadvertently give hints to the answers of different questions.

So you'll get, for example, "who assassinated Chancellor Eurich?" and "who was the Chancellor in 1895" and "what event in early 1896 precipitated the Great Power Struggle" and you have to determine from the test itself what the answers are and get as good a score as you can.

A look at a few mythological beings from 山海经, Classic of Mountain and Sea, compiled beginning around 500 BC with the earliest remaining finished version existing by 200 BC.

Right column graphics created by me, translating the left and adding a few more details.