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lironthehalfdragon

1 year ago

Is anybody else who has adhd also constantly hungry? Or more like feels the constant need to eat something?

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i like chewing its a good stim sometimes i chew on metal forks the multiple tongs have a funky vibe and im in need of the gnaw its either that or my lips/cheek so idk whick is worse for my mouth health.

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lironthehalfdragon

1 year ago

oh no!

n e ways

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

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lironthehalfdragon

1 year ago

rebungle he

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

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lironthehalfdragon

3 months ago

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real and true

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lironthehalfdragon

1 year ago

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wtf?? this OUGH THIS

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lironthehalfdragon

1 year ago

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

Image of hermitcraft chat. Xisuma says “who is at 3800 / —600?” MumboJumbo replies “Thaaat’s me”. Xisuma says “what are you doing?” “server is going haywire”. MumboJumbo says “Grabbing sime gravel”.

Screenshot of a tweet by Grian. The caption reads “Mumbo wrote out a list of what we need for Sahara. Who knows what half of this means”. The picture is a discord message from ThatMumboJumbo, filled with spelling mistakes, reading: “2 observers, 2 [sticky], 2 [droppers], 1 [dispenser], 3 [slime, unintelligible], 2 redstone torches, 3 [repeaters], 4 [comparators]! 4 [furnaces], 13 [hoppers], 5 [chests]

Screenshot of a reddit post by u/whydoicareagain. The caption reads “it had to be said (hope no one else has done it). The image is comparing an image of a normal Mumbo skin with his shirtless, shaved, belt-wearing season 6 skin. The text reads “another actor’s life ruined by drugs and alcohol”.

Screenshot of a tumblr post by omgitzlongdennis. The text reads “*Walking around LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft* GAYTimesWithScar? TangoTRANS? BIJevin? pearLESBIANmoon? MUMBO JUMBO?” After each name there is an emoji, and the “gay” part of each name is uppercase. The entirety of “Mumbo Jumbo” is uppercase.

Screenshot of a tumblr thread. The first post is by ahmc, with a doodle of Mumbo Jumbo surrounded by an explosion of blood. midlifecrisis2021 reblogs with “When you sneeze while you’re on your period”. ahmc responds “Mumbo Jumbo is NOT on his period”. Megabuild reblogs with an image of the comments. presidentbidengetspegged says “Mumbo jumbo is allowed a little period. as a treat.” sphere-slayer says “I agree with tumblr user presidentbidengetspegged is not I sentence I ever thought I’d say”

A screenshot of a tumblr thread, continuing from the Mumbo Jumbo period post. hiveswap reblogs an image of a comment, saying “A real ceo would get a hysterectomy”. They say below “W. Would an egg dying each month be considered peace love and plants.” timedeo reblogs with “everything i see from hermitblr is fucking insane”

An image of a reddit post, showing a picture of a man in front of a computer watching a Mumbo Jumbo video. The text reads “He just nutted in me and started watching mumbo jumbo 😪”. Below is a tweet by mumbo, reading “I appear to have front pages on reddit today. To the man responsible: a gentleman normally waits at least 5 minutes, but I appreciated the support 😳”

A screenshot of a tumblr post by eyes-inthe-skies-deactivated202, with an image of a youtube community post by Mumbo Jumbo. The text reads “I am currently out in the Philippnes working hard on videos with the sound of cock…” the text ends and is followed by a read more. Below is a cropped image of Mumbo editing videos. The caption reads “how does this keep happening to him”.

A screenshot of a twitter post by mcytburner2022. The image is from a youtube animatic of Grian and Joel, and Flaming Torrent says in the comments “We love two married men comfortable joking about these things XD wholesome af”. In the replies, Xuan Bach Nguyen asks “grian’s married?” “to who? mumbo?”. dpage says “@Xuan Bach Nguyen to his wife”

A screenshot of a tumblr post on a bad hermitcraft headcanons account. Anonymous says “Grian’s soul misses his flesh so after eating Grian’s soul, Mumbo constantly feels the urge bite Grian, eat Grian, chop Grian up into little bits, boil Grian alive, etc. Since Grian respawns, they could conceivably come to an arrangement where Grian comes over for Sunday dinners ;)”. The response reads “looking at the remnants from the old inbox is like coming head to head with vengeful ghost that i have somehow wrong but have no idea how. are yiu making jumbo jumbo and grian nbc hannibal anon? are you hanniballing mumbo Fucking jumbo?”

A screenshot of mumbo’s instagram account, with an image of him fishing with someone else. His t-shirt is cropped to read “S EX MACHI”. The caption by Mumbo reads “DEUS EX MACHINA, IT SAYS DEUS EX MACHINA! Unfortunate crop on my t-shirt..” A caption by someone else below reads “MUMBO “SEX MACHINE” JUMBO BABEY!!!!!!!!”

A screenshot of a tumblr post by askzloyxp - the writer of the hermitcraft recap. An ask sent by vintrkaka reads “who would win, mumbo “sex machine” jumbo or grian “big tidy” minecraft?” zloy responds “There are no losers in [consensual] intercourse”

A screenshot of a tumblr post from the mcytblrconfessions account. Anonymous says “i drew mumbo jumbo and my dad said he looked “feminine and woke” …”

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

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love this wow unhinged vampire guy he is the man ever

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lironthehalfdragon

1 year ago

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

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lironthehalfdragon

8 months ago

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too easy i got like semi-diagnosed they gave me the meds and said i probably have it but they also said that “we don't really do formal diagnoses anymore” which just sounds blatantly untrue also the doctor said i couldnt have autism cus i could talk to him without issue and he also said he didn't use the DSM-5 because it made giving out autism diagnoses t i want to gnaw on that medical professional istg

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lironthehalfdragon

1 year ago