“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

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whatthe fUCK

hes actually a furry now

JIMMY WHY

self indulgent furry martyn warm up sketch

underrated stim: mouthing along to the words of a song as if you are having an argument with someone. works very well with i will survive, for example

you gotta get into character with the facial expressions and hand gestures. my bedroom wall is sick of me. anyway.

the suffering never ends

scar going to make the most hellishly alienating and sterile environment possible and essentially making a doctors office complete with a wellness theme is incredible. today on hermitcraft scar introduces his fellow hermits to medical trauma. by giving it to them.

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

i think we should hire 1,000,000 people to eat the bullets as they leave the gun that way we dont lose fingers and we also keep people from shooting them

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

unempathetic positivity post! reblog if you:

have low/no empathy

support people who have low/no empathy

have ever gone to the zoo and stood on one leg while looking at flamingos

kid, when life gets you down you got three choices