Out Of Touch

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Coming into a fandom late

Just a stupid thing that was sitting in my desktop for a long time. Saitama just has very bad luck. 

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

I feel like we’re switching things around now. Like all the cold months will be hot now and the hot months are gonna be cold. Say bye bye to your summers fellas, in the next 10 years will either be burning or drowning or the beach season will be the new snow season.

but its important