excitement
HOPE THEY EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES
That one video of Keanu Reeves laughing (I FEEL LIKE I´M DYING)
Dick enters the Cave and hears Dami's horrified screaming. He blinks and sees Tim at the Batcomputer, huddled over a Zesti looking like a supervillain.
Dick: "What are you doing to Damian?"
Tim: "Training."
Dami: [AGONIZED SCREAMING FROM A DISTANCE]
Dick, mildly: "Elaborate."
Tim: "He said no one could beat him with a sword. I bet him ten bucks I could program someone to beat him in the Holodeck."
Dick: "Right, and?"
"See for yourself." Tim switches the screen of the Batcomputer back on to the holodeck's cameras. Damian is impaled on a giant sword. The simulation resets.
A woman's voice comes out of the speakers. "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella..."
Dick: "...You didn't."
Tim, grinning like a loon: "Oh, but I did."
Dick: "How many times has he died so far?"
Tim: "34. He almost gave up at 15, but I told him some guy I know managed to beat her naked with a jar on his head."
Dick, sitting down to watch: "You're a monster."
Tim: "It's what he deserves for telling me video games are for losers."
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
please watch this tiktok (x)
we can do it. at least do it for kirby
We got one very hilarious win