Parker: (calls Peter) Hello?
Peter: Hey, what’s up?
Parker: I need your help. Can you come here?
Peter: I can’t. I’m buying clothes.
Parker: All right, well, hurry up and get over here.
Peter: I can’t find them.
Parker: What do you mean, you can’t find them?
Peter: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.
Parker: What do you mean, there’s only soup?
Peter: It means there’s only soup.
Parker: Well then, get out of the soup aisle!
Peter: All right. You don’t have to shout at me. (Walks to next aisle) There’s more soup.
Parker: What do you mean, there’s more soup?!
Peter: There’s just more soup.
Parker: Go to the next aisle!
Peter: (at next aisle) There’s still soup.
Parker: Where are you right now?!
Peter: I’m at soup!
Parker: What do you mean, you’re at soup?!
Peter: I mean I’m at soup!
Parker: What store are you in?!
Peter: I’m at the soup store!
Parker: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Peter: FUCK YOU!
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Happy Valentine's Day!
“I Now Pronounce You Husband and Husband” Chapter 3.
This event has been fun! Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!
@32doubleparkerweek
Voting is closed, I really hope our little film won. At least it deserves that 😔❤️
We fought hard and this isn't over yet 💛🌹
SPIDER-MAN NO WAY HOME: THE MORE FUN STUFF (2022) dir. Jon Watts
please stop I’m already dead!!!! (X)
Pete: Hey, guys. I noticed both of you are wearing the same bracelets.
Peter: Yeah. I made them for me and Parker.
Pete: How come I didn’t get one?
Peter: Because Parker and I are BFF’s.
Pete: What do you mean? We’re all best friends. What other meaning could BFF stand for?
Parker: “Boyfriends Forever”.
Currently writing a parents!firstprince fic, which you can read here.
I asked on Chapter 3 of the fic, but I wanted to ask here, too.
I wanna know what are your baby names for Alex and Henry’s children.
Mine are:
Arthur Claremont-Diaz Fox (boy)
Eleanor Claremont-Diaz Fox (girl)
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