Soup

Soup

Parker: (calls Peter) Hello?

Peter: Hey, what’s up?

Parker: I need your help. Can you come here?

Peter: I can’t. I’m buying clothes.

Parker: All right, well, hurry up and get over here.

Peter: I can’t find them.

Parker: What do you mean, you can’t find them?

Peter: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.

Parker: What do you mean, there’s only soup?

Peter: It means there’s only soup.

Parker: Well then, get out of the soup aisle!

Peter: All right. You don’t have to shout at me. (Walks to next aisle) There’s more soup.

Parker: What do you mean, there’s more soup?!

Peter: There’s just more soup.

Parker: Go to the next aisle!

Peter: (at next aisle) There’s still soup.

Parker: Where are you right now?!

Peter: I’m at soup!

Parker: What do you mean, you’re at soup?!

Peter: I mean I’m at soup!

Parker: What store are you in?!

Peter: I’m at the soup store!

Parker: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Peter: FUCK YOU!

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DoubleParker Week: Day Seven (Last Day) - Coffee Shop

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DoubleParker Week: Day Seven (Last Day) - Coffee Shop

“I Now Pronounce You Husband and Husband” Chapter 3.

This event has been fun! Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!

@32doubleparkerweek


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1 year ago

Voting is closed, I really hope our little film won. At least it deserves that 😔❤️

We fought hard and this isn't over yet 💛🌹

Voting Is Closed, I Really Hope Our Little Film Won. At Least It Deserves That 😔❤️

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2 years ago

Pete: Hey, guys. I noticed both of you are wearing the same bracelets.

Peter: Yeah. I made them for me and Parker.

Pete: How come I didn’t get one?

Peter: Because Parker and I are BFF’s.

Pete: What do you mean? We’re all best friends. What other meaning could BFF stand for?

Parker: “Boyfriends Forever”.


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1 year ago
Currently Writing A Parents!firstprince Fic, Which You Can Read Here.

Currently writing a parents!firstprince fic, which you can read here.

I asked on Chapter 3 of the fic, but I wanted to ask here, too.

I wanna know what are your baby names for Alex and Henry’s children.

Mine are:

Arthur Claremont-Diaz Fox (boy)

Eleanor Claremont-Diaz Fox (girl)


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