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Xisuma headcanons

- Xisuma can't see well in bright light because of his helmet, it reflects off it too much, so he prefers low lighting

- Every time there's a war on Hermitcraft X makes a 'Get along sweater' for them to wear

- Xisuma has really messy hair (because he wears his helmet constantly) and keralis loves combing it

- Xisuma is afraid of needles and will do anything to avoid getting his shots/vaccines. Hermits will have to cover his eyes, or just hold his hands when he gets a shot of any type

- Xisuma can’t breath overworld air for more then a couple minutes before dying. It’s lead to some painful death loops in the past

- X talks with his hands. Not a lot, but just a couple little gestures to show that he’s actually paying attention to the words he’s saying

- In order to achieve his new dark look to match with his changing bone-like armour, Xisuma asked if he could borrow Zedaph’s Death cloak

- Xisuma has a big drawer filled with items he's had to confiscate off the hermits. When the drawer gets full that's when they start a new season

- Xisuma loves to guitar to release anger or stress

- They have tattoos on their body which no one ever sees

- Xisuma uses a cannula under his mask

- xisuma has to check up on the redstoners to make sure they arent dead

- xisuma programmed software for his helmet that allows him to have basic communication with peaceful mobs

- keralis calls xisuma shashwami because they went to a sushi restaurant one time and they both horribly mispronounced one of the dishes, but x did it worse

- Will randomly just stop talking mid sentance because his helmet glitched

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Martyn headcanons

- martyn changes form in different series to fit the theme!

- He has a hour glass tattoo on the back of his neck however it was not by choice but forced upon him

- Martyn hates sleeping on the life series and usually ends up passing out or someone forces him to sleep

- Has a dog plushie which he dresses like ren so he doesn't forget him

- martyn knows many languages since he loves to learn new things and have friends who are willing to teach them his language

- Martyn’s hair grows long fast and it usually isn't a problem with him able to cut it with scissors. however, in the life series he didn't have scissors and didn't want to risk using a sword so he pulled his hair back

- Martyn was transformed into a listener and usually helps Jimmy with his listener abilities

- Martyn is stubborn and clingy so if anyone hugged him, he would cling to them until he was ready to let go

- martyn grumbles every time someone brings up limited life to him, how it wasn't a proper season without the king

- Him and Ren have matching tattoos

- Martyn is a deep sleeper which always scared Ren in 3rd life since be assumed Martyn may had died while asleep

- the mean gills/coral kids can communicate with dolphin clicks

- Martyn has Mars earring and a red army banner earring

- Martyn is non-human but no one really knows what he is cause he constantly changed hybrid features

- Grian and Jimmy would random start chirping and martyn would

- understand despite not being taught bird language

- Martyn can just do... really weird things with his vocal cords. Mimic mob sounds, add acoustic effects to his voice, even mimic someone else's voice entirely.

Docm77 headcanons

- When Doc is mad, he huffs smoke from his nose/snout

- Doc has arthritis in his real hand but instead of just dealing with it, he invented a high-tech version of finger

- Doc somehow has never made a mess despite using redstone loads

- Doc is terrified of jellie, but he has gotten better then before

- When he is excited, he headbutts people with his horns

- Doc never buys things for people birthdays but make them things! Usually machinery but can be anything

- Doc got the pool noodle treatment on his horns so he'll stop headbutting the buttercups

- When he first met jellie, he threw her across the room on instinct! He ofcourse felt guilty and apolagized loads to scar

- The hivemind added loads of random, cool but unnecessary things to his prosthetics,, they want to add more

- Doc and Zedaph love to headbutt but they always end up stuck! Or they have concussions,,

- Is a big germaphobe and is constantly clean and washing his hands

- Doc adores ballet. He hides it, and only Xisuma and False know about it

- Docs fur/coat is super well looked after and he is really proud of it

- He purrs like a cat and he hates it (the hermits love it)

- Will never admit it but he is really protective of the hermits

Impulse headcanons

- Skizz taught Impulse how to make bracelets and jewelry in general

- Impulse loves playing drums and it can calm him down.

- Impulse and Skizz once started a revolution in their school

- Impulse will eat amethyst and no one knows why

- Impulse has venomous claws, he has accidentally poisoned some of his friends because of this, he feels really guilty

- Impulse always gets excited when Autumn rolls around

- Impulse generally just liked colder weather because colder weather means more cuddles

- Impulse can cook really well, but he can't bake to save his life

- Impulse somehow tamed a few Phantoms back in season 8, and now keeps them as companions in the caves.

- impulse is an extremely light sleeper and can’t sleep unless it’s completely silent

- impulse gives the best hugs out of everyone on the server

- Impulse has a code word that tells ZITS that he’s overworked and wants cuddles

- Impulse makes him and gem pancakes and pearl waffles, and the two argue about which is better. Impulse dosn't care

- The ‘S’ in ‘impulseSV’ stands for ‘sugar’. Back in season 8 of Hermitcraft, Impulse experienced the wonders of making candy

- Impulse only allows team ZITS to touch his tail because it's really sensetive (he is getting better at also allowing hermits)

Scar headcanons

- Scar can understand cats and will try to communicate back

- Despite Grian telling Scar to wear a shirt constantly in 3rd life, Scar worried that grian would get a heat stroke wearing his jumper so he sew/made him a poncho

- Scar has made flower crowns for all the hermits

- The hermits made Scar a wrist bracelet so he could see his heart-beat

- Scar always picks up cats on the streets, which is how he and Grian met the first time when he accidentally stole pearl

- Scar is afraid of caterpillars and when Scar met mumbo he punched him the face because he had mistaken mumbos moustache for a caterpillar

- Scar does things that shouldn’t work but they somehow do

- He can bake amazing things but can't cook at all

- Scar has crystals full of magic from Cub

- If Scar finds out that a hermit is upset, he will go to them with jellie to comfort them

- Scar has ptsd from TCD

- Scar will spontaneously just sing disney songs when your talking to him

- Scar and Pearl both loves the stars and they sometimes sleep on mountains to watch the stars together ((not a ship btw))

- Scar can cut himself on anything even if it's soft like a teddy

- Despite being big on mental health, Scar will overwork himself on builds

- Scar is an extrememly touchy person. If you’re talking to him there’s a good chance he’ll touch you ((not in a weird way))

Tango headcanons

- Has gear tattoos on his shoulder and tattoos of blaze rods on his arms and back.

- tango messes up his redstone up constantly cause of his tail swooshing around

- tango, while being a blaze hybrid, can't handle spice AT ALL but eats so so much spicy stuff.

- Tango makes his friends/lovers loads of iron things to show his love

- tango's blue hair is because he's extra cold in all the snow and such, so he's actually burning extra hot to keep himself warm! Since blue flames are actually hotter than yellow/orange ones

- Tango doesn't have parents he is a blaze that just spawned in lava and took care of himself.

- Tango has many cat like traits! For example purring (I also think he has paws)

- Has a bedrock corset from Impulse and Zedaph as a birthday present

- Tango has like a body temperature that runs very hot so people keep cuddling up to him whenever it's cold.

- Tango's tail curls around his friends/lovers a lot, seeming to just gravitate towards them if they're in close proximity long enough. Their legs, ankle, wrist

- Tango can eat fire and explosives. Occasionally he’ll nom on spare firework rockets, its a tasty snack and he doesn’t understand why no one else agrees

- For Tango, touching cold water is like touching acid. However, if the the water is hot then he's fine

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Skizz headcanons

- If Skizz has something in his hand, he will stim and mess with it- this mainly includes other people's hands

- Skizz loves to hold people hand’s even if they are just talking

- Skizz and impulse always know what the other needs! It can be hugs or emotional support

- Skizz used to be choir kid

- Skizz is an angel hybrid and he used to have Impulse dye his wings because why not?

- Skizz wears loads of diamond and gold bracelets! This is because Impulse used to gift him gold and diamonds when he was a dwarf in s9

- He can switch from humanoid to biblically accurate angel, and likes to use that ability to mess with his friends

- Despite Skizz not being overly talented at most things, he is a powerful angel

- Skizz uses all pronouns because he doesn’t care/mind

- Skizz likes candles with strong and sweet scents because they remind him of home

- His a great cook and great at cleaning while he cooks

- Before Skizz broke his halo— making him a fallen angel— he could play any instrument he wanted

- Skizz is big on health care! He doesn’t care if it’s physical or mental, he just wants people to feel safe

- Skizz wears makeup randomly because he feels like it