Fuck Mondays, Here’s Burnzie And Marchy 

I absolutely love how 75% of the league had a crush on while growing up or currently has a huge crush for sid

They all had posters of Sid on their walls growing up and they all had their first homosexual urges looking at those posters, I’m 100000% sure of it

Jared McCann for Most Polite Boy 2024

He’s just such a nice boy! Listens intently to his coach when he tenderly rests a hand on his shoulder and leans forward to whisper in his ear on the bench. Also he always kisses his goalies! What more could you ask for??

twitter review

no no list

Tony DeAngelo

Brendan Lemieux

Pheonix Copley

Seth Jones

Caleb Jones

Shay Donovan

Ryder Donovan

Roman Ahcan

Jack Ahcan

Owen Lindmark

Max Domi

Thomas Greiss

Jack Eichel

Ryan Whitney

Teemu Selanne

Brent Burns (maybe)

TJ Oshie (maybe)

Logan Brown

Nathan Gerbe

Scott Hartnell

James Wisniewski

Tyler Parsons

Ryan Strome (maybe)

Matthew Strome (maybe)

Andrew Copp

Zach Werenski

Alexander Ovechkin

Logan Couture

Cam York

Jamie Benn

Carter Hart (maybe)

yes yes list

Auston Matthews

Tristan Jarry

Erik Johnson

Pierre-Luc Dubois

Jake DeBrusk

Charlie McAvoy

Brady Tkachuk

Matthew Tkachuk

Nathan MacKinnon

Elias Pettersson

Dylan Larkin

Jack Hughes

Vince Dunn

Patrik Laine

Nolan Patrick

Mat Barzal

Brock Boeser

Blake Wheeler

Jakob Chychrun

Ty Pelton-Byce

K’andre Miller

Ian Cole

Robin Lehner

Eddie Lack

Tom Wilson

Jacob Trouba

Braden Holtby

Mat Barzal

Boone Jenner

Jamie Oleksiak

Dylan Strome

Tyson Barrie

Anthony Beauvillier

William Nylander

Brady Skjei

NOT THEM SOFT LAUNCHING EACH OTHER LMAOOOOOOOO

Picture this: cole takes trevor on a date and now they’re walking on the cobblestoned streets of Prague. At night.

Important question: WHO TOOK THE PICTURE, TREVOR???

different kind of buzz | E | 3.5K | Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith

Will grins, face splitting into an ugly half smile, teeth covered in blood, a great big gap where his left front tooth used to be. “Fuck,” Mack moans. “Fucking hell.” “Not so bad,” Will says, tongue moving back and forth through the gap, saliva starting to dribble out the side of his mouth where it’s all slack from the novocaine, and then in a small voice, “Is it bad, Mack?”

ooopsie, the rookie sharks got to me. they got to me good. this is a little love letter to all the gross and bloody things that make hockey the best sport in the world. @crunchycrispy and @fast-burn are the true heros for fixing approx 400 errors and grinding it out in the dirty corners.

Read on ao3

not gonna say anything just gonna trust you can all read my mind okay

i am in absolute shambles.

good morning, i just had a dream that ended with cody ceci discussing his? her? strap preferences, so i’m blaming you

i could die having done nothing for this world but contributing to cody ceci strap and i would die happy

↳ JARED BEDNAR PREGAME SPEECH | COL v. DAL (ROUND 2) | 5.7.24

Corey Perry blocking Brock Boeser - Vancouver Canucks at. Edmonton Oilers 05/14/24/