???

I find it endlessly funny that the guy who’s 6’6, half enderman-half “something,” and hears voices telling him he blew up a house

And the guy who has a son/friend that is literally a walking pig who also hears voices telling him to kill people, another son that fucked a salmon and gave birth to his grandson, who is a walking fox

Saw a totally normal dude who just otherwise didn’t have pupils and went

“Oh my god?? What the fuck??? What the Fuck.”

Because that’s apparently where they draw the line

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

none of them would hesitate in the slightest

YIPPEE!!!!!!

im gonna make up some entirely unintelligible fake dream smp discourse that i think a more chronically online twitter user could put in a call out post

warily eyeing every stream i tune into after genloss because what if they're actually the pawn of a massive multimedia corporation and been brainwashed to create content for them without realizing they're not actually in their house and are actually streaming from an abandoned mall

Yoda in Jedi of the Republic: Mace Windu #5 (2017) art by Denys Cowan