Fucking Idiot Gets PRANKED

Finally some REAL NEWS

He has two German shepherds Champ and Major

My dad kept having trouble with my pronouns (they/them) so I told him to pretend I was a swarm of bees and it somehow helped

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

I love Luther but like 😂

STOP PUTTING THE HARGREEVES SIBLINGS INTO EACH OTHER

number five is SMART

vanya is SPECIAL

allison is CARING

luther

diego is SKILLED

ben is POWERFUL

klaus is CREATIVE

this 👆🏾

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

Klaus: I don’t want to die nobody does!

Also klaus: *laughs as his own overdose* *begs not to be resurrected* *laughs at nearly being shot in Vietnam*

Hugh: Luke. We are not mad, we’re just disappointed.

Olivia: No, we are mad.

Hugh: Yes, we are. We are livid. But we’re going to let this one slide.

Luke: Thank you.

Olivia: No, we’re not!

Hugh: I am not a mind reader, Olivia!

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..