Choosing The Boys Over A Woman Is So Gay That Even Real Homosexuals Don't Do That Shit. Straight Men

I wish I could be like one of those Tumblr people who make well-written and informed analyses on their interests and hyperfixations but no I got stuck with the GGAGRRHHD AARRAARFGHFGG. HHGGGGRGGGGRGRRRGGHH MMBBRBBRBJGJGJ KKAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHH AAA !!?,,!??,!

POST GREAT AWAKENING SCHISM BATTLE ROYALE: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

CATHOLICS:

Transsubstantiation: Catholics can consume the body and blood of Christ to recover health

Organized priesthood: Catholics can upgrade upgrade units power over time

Saint Veneration: Sufficiently upgraded units can call the saints to aid them in combat.

Catholic Beast Mode: Sufficiently damaged units may enter "Catholic Beast Mode" incurring heavy court settlement fees.

PROTESTANTS:

New Bible: Protestant scripture only has 66 books compared to the catholic 73, units are trained 10% faster

Humility: Protestants have no need for opulence, and can form churches in abandoned liquor stores and old office buildings.

All In Grace: Lack of tiered priest class allows all units access to miracles

Revivalism: Protestant units can fork into the Baptist and Evangelical subclasses

Mortal Mary: Does not venerate Mary as a saint. Units take 25% more damage from women due to misogyny, but also deal 25% extra damage to Nuns.

mr sims can you NOT eavesdrop on their flirting conversation. thank you

Fun Fact: in one month (1/1/23), all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.

I’m just picturing her trying to figure out how to work the singulo, or fly the cargo shuttle

a quick latte break..

DO NOT LET SOCIAL MEDIA TURN YOU INTO AN AMERICAN

Do you remember me?

We need to oppress Christian’s