SO IT STARTS OFF AS THIS ‘ELDRITCH MONSTER OF THE WEEK’ BUT YOU SLOWLY START TO REGISTER FAMILIAR

thinking about them a lot

also i’m kinda digging this like papery texture esp for them

Completely Out of Context & Unhinged TMA Moments

Man marries a bug

Homophobic vase

Man gets stuck in the spiral for 6 hours and then just leaves when he realises he was late for dinner

Oversized Pig eats a circus clown

Man eats notepads

Man eats computer

College kids leave an apple full of teeth on professors desk

Sky eats a man (twice)

Man learns to live with a creepy coffin in his flat

Dustbin men find a bag full of human teeth

Plumber who is so oblivious he does not notice human skin in a drain

Vampires

Worm sex

Music that makes you die

“I’m being crushed to death, might as well take a nap”

Couples weird roommate joins a cult but cuts down on energy bills

Circus Clown eats brother

Evil books

Getting lost in the suburbs

The blanket never did anything

Delivery men who act exactly like delivery men, but worse

Door eats woman

Shot by a ghost

Woman gouges out eyes in order to quit job

Local cop eaten by a coffin

Pls add more in the comments

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

so i started listening to malevolent recently

POKESONA

Repost

When they finally meet again

And I like one-sided crush dynamic :P

a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

They uuh, [SerializeField] on my MonoBehaviour till I namespace all over the place

look. all im saying is that im a very small mouse. it would be incredibly easy to pin me down and squeeze a piping bag full of cream into me

do with that information as you will

2023 Bucket

This is a bucket. Anything you don't want to take with you into 2024, feel free to drop it in the bucket. I will be burning the contents (with Hellfire) at exactly 11:59pm on New Year's Eve.

You don't have to type anything, at all. Just reblog the bucket and your intentions will be known by the universe. Or the bucket. Or whatever you like.