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'The minister got up and said, 'Today I want to talk to you about sex.' And he took a red rose and he smelled it and showed how pretty it was and he threw it out into the crowd, and said, 'Everybody, smell this…touch it, I want you to see the texture in it.' and then he began one of the worst, most horrific handlings of what sex is and what sex isn't I have ever sat through. It was fear-mongering at its best. And then as it wraps up, he goes 'Where's my rose?' The rose is completely jacked up, it's broken…and he lifts it up and his point is to hold up that rose and go, 'Now who would want this? Who would want this rose?' And I remember feeling real, legitimate anger, and it was all i could do to not scream out, 'Jesus wants the rose!'

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

incorrect quotes

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

a thrilling trilogy