My Two Categories Of Anime Rec Are “it’s Okay If You Don’t Really Like Anime, You’ll Probably

me in one sentence

Yeah bro hit me up we’ll cancel some plans sometime

this is so funny

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

🤔🤔🤔

Texas-barred lawyer

Vicious Mockery but it’s just repeating the last noise the enemy made in a mocking tone Gelatinous Cube: *wobbles* Bard: “WoBbLe”