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Passionate human Dorito talking about food.

“But mate, all I had was me jocks on and I’m chasing him up the street and I’m just like, mate!”

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

how do you say to eat pussy in french

I legit used to hate your buzzfeed comics so much, but now you're alright!

who the fuck cares

Such an important vine

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

Sigrid is me.