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I think I might redo a couple of my old hermitcraft AUs. Y'know since there's now Skizz and Joel who are apart of the group now. Question is which one I should redo first

Information on each AU:

Centaur Au- Rather self-explanatory, everyone is centaurs instead of humans or humanoid. Mostly horses but there's some variants too.

Cabin in the Woods Au- Cabin in the Woods-esque world with monster/creachur hermits & friends. Along with a bit of people turning into monsters.

Dracotaur Au- I mean, dragon centaurs. Including long noodle bois, chonky bois, big winged bois, and people getting turned into draconic creatures and going a bit feral.

Protomob Au- Where the hermits are the prototypes to the modern-day mob hybrids. A little glitched, a little less human, a very much more cryptid to other people.

Monster Hunter Au- Takes place post-S8 but more like the world is pre-monster hunter. And the hermits are all practically deities now, their essence keeping the world alive and going. And mutating the surrounding areas.

Naruto Aftermath Au- (Name might change) Pretty much several hermits are Naruto characters, but like, post a timeline where they won against the Moon Goddess but were the only survivors for several centuries. Including Etho = Kakashi, Skizz = Sasuke, Scar = Obito, etc

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Prompt 289

While Bruce was lost in time, he made a Deal. 

He doesn’t exactly mention it to his family when he comes back- he was more than a little busy trying to figure out what he missed, where his children were, what the fuck had even happened. Besides, he’d put it in the report that he’d encountered some sort of primordial time being- even if he was still investigating that on his down time. 

So he thinks he can be forgiven for forgetting to mention anything until Clark drops a cup while staring at him with a pale expression and shakily asks why there’s a second, slower heartbeat in his chest. He just also wishes it wasn’t in the middle of a League meeting. 

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My Star Wars Fix-It AUs Thus Far

(ranging from non-existent to a single outline to drabbles to ficlets to 60,000+ word WIP)

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They will destroy nature and call it saving the planet.

You know what would be hilarious.

Trans Batman accidentally convincing Gotham that the batclan are like clownfish.

This is helped along when Red Hood comes onto the scene and is later also revealed to be a batclan member.

I was reading something on AITA that damaged me immensely

"Time blindness is an explanation, not an excuse. It means you don’t have an innate sense of time, not that you physically cannot see what time it is."

Hey, excuse me but that cannot be allowed. You're fucking with me again. First y'all've said you have inside voices then y'all've said you've inside pictures, and I know y'all don't Gumby like me (hyper mobility disorder :(( o no )

But come on. This has to be a joke. One person's delusion of grandeur.

My phone has been malfunctioning so that it shows the time in another time zone randomly and last week after a full day of doing stuff it showed me 11 am and of course I believed it until someone told me: no, it's 7pm. Why would i not. How on earth was I meant to know I hadn't just had a busy 5 hour morning. I'm reeling. I want a list of what's not wrong with my brain, stat!

going off the alley/Gotham fate post from last night: a world where Bruce doesn’t find his Robins but is still Batman, and every single one of his kids is drawn to him even though their lives are complete and relatively safe without him.

Dick has living parents who love him but has always felt like something was missing. He makes eye contact with a man in the crowd at a performance and feels a bizarre, all encompassing urge to go talk to him.

Tim meets Bruce Wayne at a party hosted by his parents and wants to cry when he shakes the man’s hand.

Jason runs into Batman on the street one night getting medicine for his mom from the pharmacy and briefly considers following the man home.

Maybe Bruce knows their original fates, maybe he doesn’t. Maybe he believes they’re better off without him. Better off without Batman. But he doesn’t realize that the second their lives intersect again (they were always meant to) his children could never look away from him again into blissful ignorance.