Caretaker Culture Is Please Brush Your Teeth Guys Or I’m Gonna Do It For You /lh

half alive?

send me ur fave band and I'll tell u why they suck

lmao what is it with people thinking sneeg isn’t real/j

can we stop making fake ccs and smps and whatevrr?? I keep trying to watch streams or look for videos and they’re not even fucking real. What the fuck

lmao this is so cool -the person who put sneegsnag

itselectra blorbo powerpoint stats!

hi everyone i'm a huge nerd that loves data analysis, so i decided to go through erin's blorbo powerpoint to see the trends! here they are:

most common media type: characters from video games were the most common, by a lot, followed by characters from minecraft rp and anime characters. to clarify a few things: "ttrpg" refers to characters from table top roleplaying games of all forms (see: jrwi, critical role, dnd ocs, etc), "youtube" refers to vtubers while actual real people youtubers (scott the woz, slimecicle, etc) are under "earth. like real life." "fic" encompasses all AUs. and "tumblr" only has one entry, sneegsnag.

most common medias: these are all the series' with 5 or more characters represented on the powerpoint. unsurprisingly, hermitcraft and dream smp are at the top, with 20 and 18 entries respectively.

age distribution: the majority of your blorbos are adults. "?" refers to characters with no canon age, and who cannot reasonably be assumed to be adults. it also applies to ageless characters, like gods or robots.

pronoun distribution: the overwhelming majority of your blorbos are he/hims! its not even fucking close!

human vs nonhuman: please be aware that this might not be 100% accurate, i do not know all of these characters, so i might have labeled a nonhuman as a human if they looked human. this is very rough

human: 55%

nonhuman: 30%

?: 15%

the most common nonhuman entries were robots, followed by cookies (cookie run), demons, and pokemon.

repeats: the rules said not to repeat characters but i think we all know how that went. here are the characters that had more than one slide

bdubs (hermitcraft/3rd life/last life): 3 slides

goodtimeswithscar (hermitcraft/3rd life/last life): 3 slides

jonathan sims (the magnus archives): 2 slides

ethoslab (hermitcraft/3rd life/last life): 2 slides

jade harley (homestuck): 2 slides

xerxes break (pandora hearts): 2 slides

br'aad vengolor (just roll with it): 2 slides

abed nadir (community): 2 slides

and thats all folks!

caramelize your gender. transgenderize your onions. do it.

Nooooooooo

tumblr what? no. no. you cant do this to me

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