Jane Was Waaaay Too Forgiving To Darcy. If I Knew He Was Calling Me Behind My Back A Gold Digger And

"why we build the wall" from hadestown is really gonna trip up future media analysis students. they'll be like "ah a piece of media from the 2010s referencing building a wall to keep out the poor, clearly this is a reference to the president of the united states from 2016-2020", and then their professor will have to be like "actually the concept album for this musical came out in 2010"

an interactable crochet dissected rat i made a while ago

Me when tumblr decides to randomly start putting a bunch of porn bots on my for you page:

So I’m still listening to The Magnus Archives series for a third time and am just on 123 - Web Development and Jon learning that Peter Lukas just got rid of the whole third floor - wasn’t there something In RedCanary’s story about the third floor?

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

Alright, I know it’s out there and I need it.

Who has the Great Gatsby Slime Tutorial. Cough it up please and thank you.

(Genuinely I, like a lot of people, Really want to see it, and if I see one more clip of it on my TikTok and can’t watch the full thing I’m going to scream)

There's a hand on my throat And a child at my feet Inspired by the statue "Latona and her Children"

ive got a pitch for a third ending of the movie

Chant I in a nutshell (click for higher image quality)

(OG meme under the cut!)