Any Woman Who Truly Thinks That Women Don't Do This, And That It Is The Man That Is At Fault, Or Try

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I find it humorous when I ask myself why these actors who are iconic and down right amazing are in Spy Kids. But then I look at Alan Cummings and I think..... I get you. But everyone else is an enigma.

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

I'm all for it. Any fan of impractical jokers is a friend of mine. Just message me, if you wanna do or anything else.

whom would like to be my friend? :)

A proud Asexual as of 2019. And I would have a fancy black cape if I weren’t about to go to college and be really broke.

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

This was my reaction to the full story...simply beautiful.

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

Do you mean the little hand sanitizer things you could carry on your backpack on a weird rubber chain??? Cause if so....mine was cucumber melon. All I know is it's from bath & body works.

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

Nope no Amanda here

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

Well.....if I must.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

What dark topic have I just scrolled upon? What happened with the pastry? I have so many questions and concerns.

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

I've been stuck in fandom hell for 6 years.......there's no going back now.