Alice In Borderland Characters As Things My Friends Have Said/done:

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Usagi: My future boyfriend must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Arisu: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Usagi: That one. I want that one.

AiB Incorrect Quotes (6/?)

Niragi: I have done nothing wrong in my life, ever. Usagi: that’s not true and I hate you.

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Hatter: Arisu was supposed to write a paper about why The Beach matters. This is what he wrote. [A piece of paper with the words “it doesn’t” written on it]   Chishiya: [chuckles] well said.

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Chishiya: Not to worry. I have a permit. Usagi: This just says “i can do what I want”.

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Kuina: Awww girl, you have a crush on me! That’s embarrassing. Ann: We are married. —————————————————–

Chishiya: Jogging is the worst. I know that it keeps you healthy, Usagi, but God, at what cost. 

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Chishiya: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.  Chishiya:…. Chishiya: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.

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Usagi: I’m gonna murder you. Niragi: I understand. Just one second. ——————————————– Arisu: And I should listen to you always because you are a man genius with a taut, narrow frame like a sexy elf king. Chishiya: Do you wish I was taller? What’s going on?

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Chishiya: I think the way to solve hunger and overpopulation is to just eat people. More efficient. Everyone at the charity meeting: …… Kuina: [sighs]  Chishiya: Did I say something wrong?

Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover

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2.3k, Se-mi/Kim Jun-hee, T-rating, S2 Canon AU Summary: Se-mi comes to Jun-hee's rescue and finds herself immediately welcomed in by a new group.

wing-woman! || arisu x reader x usagi xo

[1.7k words.] [Warning: Smut, threesome, double cowgirl, light praise, use of alcohol. Not really sure how I feel about this one, but oh well, it exists now.]

"Be careful." Usagi whispered, before giggling at her boyfriend's desperation. He rose a glass to his lips, and tipped the cool substance down his throat. He then pulled himself away and exhaled loudly. Usagi laughed some more, her arm stretched toward the taller male. Her fingers brushed against his bare arm, and I couldn't help but smile. Proudly. It was my well-earned job to push these lovebirds together, even if that meant adding a little more fun to the situation. As a friend to both of them, I had been introduced to their separate rants on how they yearned for the other, but were too shy to begin. Now that's where I come in.

"Ah, you guys are so cute!" I exclaimed, leaning over to grasp the glass from Arisu's fingertips. It slipped from his clenched wrist, and I rose the same container to my mouth. Usagi shook her head. Letting her dark hair shake. However, condescending to her action, her face had been decorated with a small smile, and a faint blush. Perhaps it could have been the alcohol. I flicked my gaze over Arisu, and almost choked on the frothy liquid. I moved away the glass and laughed at his reddened face. His ears were tainted the same colour.

"You are!" I pushed on. I handed the half-empty glass to Usagi, who cautiously took it in her hand. She glanced at the liquid, brows furrowing slightly. "Come on, babe.." Arisu spoke, rubbing at the girl's back. Her eyes widened and her lips parted. Shock greeted her features and I suppressed the urge to laugh. "Oh...okay." She bit her lip, raising the glass and taking a large swig.

I lifted my arms and cheered, triggering Arisu to follow my action. She lowered the cup and flashed the boy a toothy grin. He reciprocated, before pulling his palm up, and setting it softly on her cheek. Her skin burned with flusterment. Their features softened, and I watched as their smiles fell before his lips clashed against hers.

I raised my brows at the sudden movement, and crossed over my leg. My hand took hold of the cup in Usagi's grasp, and I allowed her to wrap her arms around his long neck. I lifted the glass and took a sip, nodding in approval at their actions. Pride filled me.

I was minding my own business when a gentle whimper slipped from Usagi's lips. I raised my head and blinked. They were much closer now. Her body pressed against his, as she rocked on his hips. Both legs either side of his, as they tongued each other's mouths. "Yeah.." I breathed, setting the cup down. "I'll leave you two to it." I smiled and stood up, only for Usagi to grip my wrist, and fuck, she was strong. Her fingers dug into my skin, and I looked down in shock, before meeting her desire-filled gaze. "Please.." She whispered. Her tone implying she was just slightly embarrassed with her state. "Stay.."

"I don't want to interfere." I explained, near giving in to her doe eyes. Arisu moved his hands from her back, to her hips. He rested them there and set his gaze on my form. He trailed his sight across my figure. Taking in my bikini, and the exposed skin as a result of the outfit. "You.." He paused, thinking over his question. "You could join in?"

I froze, and the question circled my brain. Every part of me tensed, and I opened my mouth to speak. However the words to answer his ask had been caught in the back of my throat. I helplessly watched Usagi turn to her boyfriend. She nodded firmly, agreeing with his idea before gifting me a cute grin. "Please join in."

I contemplated. Sucking on my lower lip as the couple eyed me. I had never intended for this to happen, but their pleading gazes set something off within me. "You guys really drank a lot, huh.." I muttered. "Are you sure?"

Before I could continue, my waist was handled, and my body was brought closer to the girl's in front of me. Usagi pressed her lips on mine, and at first my eyes grew. Though as she lightly moved her mouth against mine, and licked the delicate skin, I couldn't help but melt into it. She stroked the flesh on my hips, and I licked at her lower lip in return. Her mouth parted and I hungrily slipped my tongue in.

Mixed with the alcohol, the lust drifting in my mind gave me a confidence I wouldn't have been able to muster otherwise. My thighs rubbed, and arousal dripped against the fabric of my bikini. Usagi gently pulled away, looking directly at me with glimmering eyes. Her lips were glistening and I swiped mine unintentionally. My eyes then met Arisu's. They were wide and awe-filled, and when he caught me staring he swallowed. "May I kiss you?" He asked, his timidity surfacing in his voice.

I blinked before lowering my head into a frantic nod. He smiled sweetly and I moved myself, so that my legs straddled his, instead of Usagi's. I felt his thin body squirm beneath mine, and his chest began to rise quickly. Something twitched beneath his shorts, and I went out of my way to grind down on it. He moaned quietly, and I cut the lewd sound off with my lips. He gasped into the kiss, while hastily gripping my thighs. He pushed me down against his hard cock, as I flicked my tongue against his.

Our bodies tangled in this sensual act, and our mouths moved. Our hands gripped and tugged, as if we couldn't get enough of each other's taste. Usagi moved herself behind the brunette, and she lowered her chin. She began peppering the boy's jaw with soft, gentle kisses. He swallowed and I pulled away, breaking the string of saliva that attached us. My fingers gripped the fabric of his shirt, and I flattened my palm against his chest, before pushing him down against the bed. Usagi knelt by his head, and I remained on his thighs.

My hips rocked and he groaned softly. His slender fingers met the skin of my waist, and I raised myself. Brushing my palm across his erection. His eyes closed and I smirked in satisfaction, squeezing lightly and igniting a breathy moan. "Y/n.." He whispered. Face a mix of pleasure and bliss. "Do you like this?" I questioned, squeezing more. I ran my hand over the fabric of his shorts, and felt the strain his cock caused to his boxers. His face turned red and he nodded silently. "Mm...want to be inside you.." He mumbled, words slightly slurred.

I smiled and lifted my hips higher. As I did so I carefully took his cock from beneath his clothes. It leaked and twitched against the cold air, causing my pussy to pulse. I positioned it and eagerly set myself up. Gliding his wet tip between my folds. I ached for him, and lowered myself, dropping my jaw as his dick filled me. Usagi watched with curious eyes. Flicking her vision over the way I slid down against him. How his cock imprinted my stomach, and twitched against my folds.

She unknowingly whimpered, pushing her upper legs together in a desperate attempt for friction. Arisu whined, bucking up against my walls. His hair was tousled, and his knuckles were white from gripping my waist. "Usagi.." He suddenly spoke. "I..I want to taste you.."

The girl took two fingers and hooked them over her shorts. She eagerly pulled them down, before tossing them to the side. Usagi turned and lifted herself over the boy's head. Her thighs landed either side of him, and she positioned her heat against his tongue. I watched in admiration, as she lowered herself, letting his long tongue flick against her sensitive clit. I witnessed her eyes roll, and her lips part to let out a string of moans. "Arisu, yes.." She breathed, head tilting. The boy gripped her thighs and pulled her further down. His tongue swiped through her folds before moving to poke deeper.

I trailed my arms up his lean stomach, and set my hands on his chest - leaning forward, so that his cock could press further. I watched him groan against Usagi's clit, and the girl cried out, moaning softly at the contact. His cock throbbed and I clenched around his shaft. Moaning at each bounce I took on his dick. "You feel so good..." I whimpered, praising the boy beneath me.

It wasn't long before Usagi began stuttering out Arisu's name. She dropped forward, holding his chest for support as she came on his tongue. He groaned and her eyes flickered as she moaned through her high. Grinding back on his wet tongue, as it swiped across her clit. My stomach erupted at the sight, and the combination of their lewd moans caused me to tighten and cum on his thick cock. Arisu threw his head back, bucking his own hips up to meet my g-spot once more. His whiny cries filled my ears, and soon enough, his cock was twitching desperately. Usagi's half-lidded eyes met mine, and in a moment of desire, I leant forward and kissed her. She kissed back, raising her hands to grope at my breasts. Her skilled fingers pinched and squeezed my nipples, before I pulled away and averted my attention back towards Arisu.

I lifted my pelvis from his own, and let his hardened dick hit his lower stomach. I rested between his slightly spread legs, and wrapped my palm around his base. I raised my hand over his veins and dropped it again. Jerking the boy off before allowing him to cum. His white seed shot out against his stomach. Decorating the skin in white stripes. He moaned loudly at the feel of his orgasm, before the sound was muffled by Usagi's pussy. She rolled her hips against his tongue to quiet his pleasure. My mouth opened and I took a lick up his pulsing dick, cleaning his pretty little cock with my tongue. "What a good boy.." I praised, planting a kiss on the tip. "We should do this more often.." I suggested, and Usagi smiled, catching her breath back as she lowered her head and closed her glossy eyes. 

I want everyone to feel

I feel nothing

I feel for everyone

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