Mowing The Lawn Is :not A Mother’s Day Gift

https://goo.gl/images/RY295S What the fuck is going on in this picture

Sorry

Beautiful, heart warming quotes, it’ll touch your heart, and so many other places Part 1.

Dear Sarita,  so many things left unsaid, but  Potus cannot forgive you, because he loves me more.  We’re terrible sorry for this honest piece of information. Oh but love is 4-ever! Yes, omg, so true, but your leftovers, it’s true. Welp. Always follow your intuition they say.

When love fizzles out

I’d love to share a juicy mango with someone ,

Then kiss passionately afterwards

The neural network has bad ingredient ideas

I’m training a neural network to generate recipes based on a database of about 30,000 examples, and one great (not great?) thing about it is it comes up with new ingredients that I’m pretty sure aren’t in the list:

1 ½ teaspoon chicken brown water 1 teaspoon dry chopped leaves 1/3 cup shallows 10 oz brink custard ¼ cup bread liquid 2 cup chopped pureiped sauce ½ cup baconfroots ¼ teaspoon brown leaves ½ cup vanilla pish and sours ½ cup white pistry sweet craps 1 tablespoon mold water ¼ teaspoon paper 1 cup dried chicken grisser 15 cup dried bottom of peats ¼ teaspoon finely grated ruck

And this is a thing that it came up with repeatedly for some reason, and was quite adamant that I use:

1 cup plaster cheese

Every want to experience everything and not miss an minute of a beautiful day outside?

Some feelings aren’t worth sharing sometimes

Wait , what? Sorry I didn’t hear that, I’ve been fantasizing about the sexy shape of my husbands dick 👅😇😇🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️

So I love the thought of trying to get impregnated, but without actually getting pregnant …bc having kids? or a newborn a BIG nope.