Me: *walks Into A Room* *points* Fuck You, Fuck You, You're Cool, Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You, I Don't

im a walking talking stereotype im afraid

oh look. another trans boy named alex on tumblr. join the club dude.

alright buddy

how does it feel to also show up on those basic trans guy name lists?

Sigma men (13 year old andrew tate fans) when a crazy raging woke feminist (their mum) disrespects their traditional masculine values (takes away their xbox)

How i feel after being inactive for a week then posting six things at once

perhaps we both like exactly the same music BUT i like it in a much deeper, more alternative, more indie way than you, making me cooler and superior by far. (delusion)

right what kind if Patroclus/Achilles bs is going on with rosekiller because it IS the same obsessive vibe lowk

barty and evan would’ve wanted their ashes combined

sometimes i wonder if i’m really a perfectionist and then i remember that i have an incredibly detailed marauders era timeline that has every full moon, prank, birthday, and any important music that was released down to the day just in case one day i want to write fanfiction for this god forsaken fandom.

(and don’t worry it’s all fact checked and accurate)

(it’s all canon compliant and anything that has canon dates is dated [plus fact checked] there but there is a lot of fanon/ headcanons too)

okay it won’t let me put this in a reply so here it is lol

Timetoast timelines

Marauders Era Timeline

Marauders Era Timeline

i was asked if i was a boy or a girl the other day !! The kids sister was mortified she was like "*name* you cant say that!" meanwhile me and my cousin who i was with were laughing our asses off

hyperfixations are so goofy because is it currently consuming my every waking thought? absolutely. will i care in 2 weeks time? no.

HEYYY HUSBAND ‼️‼️‼️

WAW IT'S MY HUSBAND<3