You’re Giggling While Talking To Your Boyfriend At 3 A.m., And I’m Giggling While Reading A 100k+

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

sirius is mean and rude and remus is mean and polite. which i think is so fun

“in between my hips is a poem, which only a poet can read.”

— rune lazuli

Please reblog this so that I can get a bigger sample size, but DO NOT include anything in the tags about the results, as that could influence other responses

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

That feeling when the couple you were rooting for is happy, but you're only 70% through the first book, AND it's a duology.

wtf is an orange/pomegranate peel test i would peel the earth for her

Hold up I've got a collection in progress

‏“أفتقدك، كلما إستجدّ حدث في هذا العالم

ولم أعرف رأيك به"