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a post in the starbucksbaristas subreddit by user tottapola dated 6 months ago. the post is titled "am I going to get fired?" the body of the post reads "last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could." the flair "USA" is attached to the post.
a comment by user Zache7 reading "Your first reaction was to bite him?!" the op replies "no I had time to think about it"

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lazzielumpss
1 year ago

My experience with queer media lately:

Epic handshake meme format: Left side states "Queer dramas that are surprisingly funny". Listed below are posters for Hannibal and IWTV. Right side states: "Queer comedies that are suprisingly uttery devastating". Listed below are posters for WWDITS, GOMENS, and OFMD. Meeting in the middle it says "Children of divorce (at least once)".
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lazzielumpss
4 months ago

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

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lazzielumpss
1 year ago
Image description: Dungeon Meshi fancomic. Marcille, Laios, senshi, and Chilchuck are at a dungeon fair. Laios spots an armor decals stand and get excited. Cut to Laios walking along and grinning, with wolf images on his armor. There are sparkles around him. Chilchuck looks at Laios and grimaces. Marcille looks at Laios and grins nervously. Behind them Senshi is looking at the pot of food he is carrying. End description. (thank you @dungeon-meshi-described for the image description!)

i think Laios would LOVE those silly wolf shirts you see in gift shops and fairs, so heres a silly comic about it!

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!

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lazzielumpss
2 years ago

5yo alfred and matthew would make this for arthur and like the good mom he is he would smile through the pain

5yo Alfred And Matthew Would Make This For Arthur And Like The Good Mom He Is He Would Smile Through
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lazzielumpss
2 years ago
lazzielumpss - Lazzie_Lumpss
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lazzielumpss
3 years ago
ʙᴇᴇ & ᴘᴜᴘᴘʏᴄᴀᴛ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 1 ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴅꜱ
ʙᴇᴇ & ᴘᴜᴘᴘʏᴄᴀᴛ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 1 ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴅꜱ
ʙᴇᴇ & ᴘᴜᴘᴘʏᴄᴀᴛ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 1 ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴅꜱ
ʙᴇᴇ & ᴘᴜᴘᴘʏᴄᴀᴛ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 1 ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴅꜱ

ʙᴇᴇ & ᴘᴜᴘᴘʏᴄᴀᴛ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 1 ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴅꜱ

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lazzielumpss
2 years ago
Orpheus By John Macallan Swan (1896)

Orpheus by John Macallan Swan (1896)

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lazzielumpss
5 months ago

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

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lazzielumpss
3 years ago

You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with

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lazzielumpss
3 years ago

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