You Guys Just Have To Trust Me On This One And Click Here Okay?

I got a very weird and interesting problem.

How do I figure out if I am dating a person?

The person I suspect to be dating has kissed me several times, we always cuddle when hanging out and hold hands in public. We also text every day, but that might be because I try so hard to always text because I know that he doesn't mind texting with me so I am less afraid to be annoying to him.

I know that I like him and that he is bi so he might be into me too.

But I also know that he would rather have a girlfriend then a boyfriend.

Better not step on them

AITA for killing my boyfriend?

I (18M, completely straight) am a honors student at a prestigious university, a consultant for the greatest detective in the world, and a mass murderer. Said detective (?M, probably in his 20s idk) is investigating the case of my murders (🙈) and suspects me. Because of that, I have decided to join the investigation myself in order to kill him before he gets me. I'm very smart, you see

Things went a little off the rails though. I had to give myself amnesia while I got someone else to commit crimes for me in order to throw them off, and ended up joining the investigation for real. And memoryless me fell in love with the detective (let's call him El). I didn't expect this to happen (even though I am very smart) because I'm straight and he's ugly and I don't even like the way that he's a genius and knows me inside and out and can complete my every sentence like we're in our own world, away from everyone else, with a connection deeper than anything I've ever experienced

Anyway. Our relationship grew from there (I moved in and we handcuffed ourselves so we could be together always) and I can honestly say that those were the best moments of my life. I never felt like I had this much purpose, like things clicked so well, before. I was determined to keep this happiness, whatever happened

And then we caught my stand-in and I regained my memories

The thing is, I couldn't just let that go! People were counting me to commit these murders (I am basically a god) and also I love killing people. In fact, one of the things that brought El and I together was the fact that we both hate human rights and women. The way he tortures young women captivated me

So I went ahead and killed him a few days later. That very same day, we had a very emotional moment out in the rain and then he used a towel to wipe my feet. I felt like it was a fitting goodbye

After that I took his identity and became the leader of the investigation, but now the taskforce is blowing up my phone saying that "Kira is so evil" and "it's a shame that El died" and "murder is bad" and stuff like that. Most importantly, though, I'm bored without El here, and I am beginning to suspect that this might be my own fault for killing him

So... AITA?

Cut the guy some slack!!

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I hate how a part of me still hopes that it was a joke or wrong feeling.

I decided to try and heal so I am trying to reconnect with friends that I ghosted so that I won't be that sad.

I am in luck actually that some still do want contact with me and are still there for me so we can hang out and I can ignore my pain and become a better version of myself.

I will be better but right now I am not okay and that is okay.

VENT

I hate the fact that I was the one not wanting to play the "I love you more" Game and then playing it cuz they wanted to play it and now I am the fucking winner.

I hate the fact that before they left for vacation, I asked them to not stop loving me jokingly and guess what. They stopped loving me.

What I love is still them and I hate how much it fucking hurts.

I love that we are still going to stay friends so that I can assure that they'll be happy but that hurts. It fucking hurts.

Maybe they'll fall in love with me again if I'll be around more often, be more better. I can't lose them...

I was starting to get my life together...

Why did no one tell me how much it hurts?

I am not able to tell them that I love them anymore. I won't hear it back. I won't be able to take them on dates anymore.

I don't know anything anymore.

I believe Toads can fight too

This movie is going to be SO GOOD!!!!

ALSO! Luigi calling Mario "Nii-san" in the Japanese trailer!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

wahoo!!!

They have a lot in common.

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I think this is mostly accurate but I'm not this happy and positive all the time. 😆

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