Did You Know Tumblr Sells Socks?

Did you know tumblr sells socks?

If you would like a pair of these socks, please click the "Shop Now" button below. For everyone else please enjoy these terrible feet related dad jokes.

</Ad>

<Jokes>

What was the foot’s favorite type of chips? Dori-toes.

What’s a foot’s favorite food? Shoe-shi.

The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he really hurt his foot. The doctor says “Have you tried icing it?”

Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

What does a thief wear on its feet? Sneakers.

I used to really hate my foot fungus, but now it’s actually starting to grow on me.

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help me, but I stand corrected.

Foot injuries are always really serious because they take so long to heel.

What did the foot say to the soccer ball when they won the match? I toed you so.

What has four legs but no feet? A table.

Which two Ancient Greek philosophers had the nicest feet? Pla-toe and Sock-rates.

Does your shoe have a hole in it? No? Then how did you put your foot in it then?

How hard was it for the shoemaker to manufacture clown shoes? It was no small feet.

What do you call it when you put two slices of bread around your foot? A below-knee sandwich.

What does a foot have for breakfast? Jam and toe-st.

What is a foot’s favorite mint? Men-toes.

What do you call a shoe made out of bananas? A slipper.

My younger sister thought TGIF was an instruction manual that told her that the Toes Get In First.

The best way to keep yourself alert at all times is to join ballet because it is the only sport that keeps you on your toes.

What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe.

Why was the toe swollen and itchy? Because it had a severe case of toe-nsilitis!

Whom did the man call instead of a doctor after hurting his feet while driving? He called the toe truck.

What is the boy called if he’s stung by a bee on his foot? You call him Toby.

Source: Wiggly Foot Jokes And Puns That'll Have You Feeling Ticklish

</Jokes>

More Posts from Lavenderboyvince and Others

lavenderboyvince

1 year ago

So sorry for using a ship tag but I need to find that one artist.

So, 2-5 years ago (My memory is a total mess) there was this kyman artist, i think they were a woman and they were definitely Russian.

They had such an amazing artstyle. I gotta find that artist.

Please send me all the Russian artists who drew fantasy kyman a lot, had a "softish" artstyle and drew a kyman comic with the following scenario:

Cartman: "He would never love me"

Stan or Kenny: "He does"

Kyle, coming through a fence door: "I do"

Which is based on a Russian drama.

I cannot find this artist, no matter how I search.

I also know that they used to have a Tumblr and Instagram. Maybe something else as well, but these two were there for sure.

Please help me.

Tags

kyman

17 notes View Post

lavenderboyvince

4 years ago

Chrollo: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Shizuku: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Machi: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Uvogin: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when Phinks dug his nails into my arm during a scary movie.

Phinks: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Franklin: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Shalnark: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skateboard.

Nobunaga:

Nobunaga: I have emotional scars.

Chrollo: Way to kill the mood.

Tags

I have a scar on the back of my head because I yeeted myself from the stone stairs the age of 6 or so but i am suprised to not have any burning scars from accidently burning soup

967 notes View Post

lavenderboyvince

1 year ago

Better not step on them

Tags

I really love the shoes in Sonic

2K notes View Post

lavenderboyvince

1 year ago

ADHD X AUTISM

ROUND 2 MATCH 1

Tags

BUT LOOK I USUALLY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THESE VOTES THEY'RE EVEN!!!

574 notes View Post

lavenderboyvince

1 year ago

https://pin.it/5l2UkQr

I created this board in order to learn myself. I hope it can help you a bit?

Art advice?

Sonic has revived the artist in me, and I would like to learn how to draw sonic characters. I’ll admit I’m not the best artist, quite shit in fact, as due to my shitty mental health and a perfectionist upbringing. I don’t allow myself the room to grow and improve in art, I would like to but i struggle letting go of that need to be perfect every time all time.

If any sonic artists can give me advice for drawing characters and landscaping for this franchise, i would greatly appreciate it. I struggle a lot with depth perception and angles, especially have characters be in certain angles or landscapes in angles

36 notes View Post

lavenderboyvince

4 years ago