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Bunny Care Ft. Keegan - One Shot

You were playing with one of your three rabbits, or well, being dragged away into cuddles thanks to their relentless headbutting. You sat in front of the couch, placing a pillow underneath you to help delay the pain of sitting on a hardwood floor as long as it may be with your adorable bunny. You had put them in your lap, and seconds later, the little bugger fell asleep. The other two followed in pursuit in cuddling you. You carefully scooped them into your lap as well, waking the first for only a few seconds before they all found a suitable resting place before sleeping. You rested your back against the soft cushion with a light huff. You knew better to pet them in their sleep, despite your hand twitching for the soft pelts to be underneath your hand, especially after their insistent begging for a cuddle session. If one were to even jump awake, the rest would and it would be chaos. Chaos you did not want. You soon hear the door squeak open, glancing down at the bun still sleeping soundly in your lap. You knew who was home, Keegan. It was planned for today after all, which explains why you were home and the buns felt confused, but eager to hop at the chance to be with their owner.

Though… Keegan usually announced his presence, this time he was quiet. A small worry pounded in your chest. Had you forgotten to lock the door? He had arrived later than usual…

Though the answer soon came as you see him beaming, turning the corner. In his hand were a few bags, full of new bunny supplies, treats and toys. He always seemed to want to spoil your little ones when he could. Though you did spot a bag of your favorite snacks too, so he was forgiven, for now. “Hey there hun, being a bunny warmer for them?” Keegan teased, crouching down carefully besides you to give you a soft kiss on the forehead with a smile. “They demanded cuddles. Not sure what else I could do.” You responded with a small shrug, but a soft smile also crept onto your lips as well as he sat carefully by you. “Makin’ me jealous over here.” He responded with a chuckle before setting the bags of goodies to the side, your eyes spotting a new container of strawberries on top of one of the bags. “We have enough strawberries in the fridge… They don’t need more.” You grumbled softly with a slight shake of your head.

“You know how the boys are. If I didn’t show I was takin’ strawberries home they'd be worried that the buns weren’t getting a treat.” Keegan faux pouted, playfulness sparkling in his eyes. While you knew how much the Ghosts enjoyed seeing pictures of your cute buns, you weren’t sure it was the full truth, but it didn’t matter since you only chuckled and shook your head.

“Oh! Give me one sec, speaking of the boys, they sent something with me that I left in the car. Sit tight and I’ll hop right back.” Keegan winked, carefully, and quickly, standing up before walking back out. You huffed, knowing that the boys knew almost nothing about bun care, and only hoped it wasn’t a bigger hamster wheel that Keegan sheepishly accepted last time cause he couldn’t tell Logan no. It wasn’t long before Keegan was bringing in this big box, the big black label reading: Animal Play Arena - Cherry Wood. On the front was a black and white picture of the enclosure. You couldn’t help but burst out laughing at the box. “And where are we going to set that up?” You asked with a soft giggle as Keegan set it against the wall.

“Well…” Keegan scratched the side of his face with his mouth open slightly, trying to find an answer. “I’m not sure… I thought we’d have room for it. The guys got an ad for it and ordered it without asking… Bun room still crowded?” “As crowded as usual.” “Damn… Well… We have a bun arena for Arena day.” Keegan joked looking at you with a confident smile. “That’s not a day.” You counter with a faux scowl, the smile growing on your face as you slightly shook your head. “Let’s make it a day then.” “No.” “Please? I’ll make them little shields and swords.”

You let out a defeated sigh. It would look cute… “Only for their feet. Remember nothing too heavy or dangerous for them.” You hear a small “Yus!” and it makes you chuckle. “Promise, hun.” He leaned back down and kissed your forehead before settling back down beside you. Keegan pulled out his phone and started to look for ways to make fake shields and swords for your bunnies. Him showing you some options for approval as you two sat there until the buns slowly started to wake up.

~~~~~~~~~ A/N: I know like 0 things about bunnies, everything is either based off of posts I've seen on @cheeseatlantic's blog or researched. I AM NOT A BUN EXPERT! Also this is the enclosure I mentioned above:

"Ring, Rang, Rung ? !" redraw of something back when I was 12

I hate that I found this 2 days after my birthday. I love this so muchhh 💞

GENSHIN IMPACT

Genre: Fluff/Humor

Character: DOTTORE

Of wishes and explosions

Somebody was going to be killed.

You glared at the dead frog, which had been waiting for you all morning, chilling on your desk. You grimaced, frowning at the small red droplets staining the polished wood while the gears in your mind turned and turned, trying to identify the culprit. Suddenly, you felt your fingers twitching.

Needless to say, it didn’t take long to connect the dots.

So, there you were, angrily stomping in the halls, feet leading to the school laboratory. Its dull white walls greeted you with the scent of chemicals and powders along with the razor toothy smile of your (self-proclaimed) science partner. You never agreed to be his working companion, but somehow the other students decided you were the perfect sacrificial victim for the crazy prodigy. He didn’t mind the arrangement, you did.

You marched right in front of him, already blowing a fuse. Ruby eyes peered curiously at your menacing aura through the half mask.

“Why was there a dead frog on my desk?”

He smiled wider, you tried to keep calm.

“Why? You didn’t like it?”

You huffed, before shaking your head.

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The teacher’s voice was drowned by the shuffling of fabric and the clinking of glass. Your partner grabbed some slime concentrate and an energy nectar.

“Wait- these aren’t the right materials-” he shushed you with a wave of his hand.

“Who said we are doing the assignment.”

“But-”

Your words were interrupted by his sigh, wordlessly, he passed you a small vial with blue liquid. “Take it, I’ve already done it.”

You stared at him, baffled.

“When?”

“An hour ago- he said disinterested before grabbing a red powder from one of the shelves -now, watch, we’re going to blow something up”

You widened your eyes, watching him calmly mixing the two ingredients as if he didn’t just say he would create an explosion on school grounds.

“No, you aren’t going to do anything dangerous. We could be expelled.”

He dismissed your worries with a shake of his head. Your nerves twitched at his audacity. 

It wasn’t the first time that Dottore (it wasn’t his real name, but he always insisted on being called that) completed the assignment beforehand and decided to do whatever he wanted. And though you always wanted no part in his shenanigans you couldn’t help but watch every time. Your blue-haired (again, self-proclaimed) friend tinkered with the sticky substance. Feeling your gaze on him, he gave you a sharp grin and proceeded to mix the nefarious liquid with some unidentified ingredient you didn’t even know existed.

He then poured the deadly mix into a bubble shaped glass he had pulled out of his bag just five minutes before. He let it rest for a few seconds before turning on the small stove at the base, creating a small and joyful flame.

The liquid stirred and before you could even blink, small fireworks exploded in the top part of the glass bowl. Their colourful sparks melding into a bright “Happy Birthday” sign.

Dottore smirked, arms crossed on his chest and chin proudly in the air at the sight of your widened irises, reflecting the small fires.

[e-c] met with ruby. 

You smiled.

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“Can I blow up something, now?”

“No-”

#dottore #ill dottore #genshin #genshin impact 

Chapter 2; Cherry tint.

Second part to: Cherry scent

You avoided Il Dottore as much as you were allowed, but you knew you had to visit him again. Those words would never leave your head: he liked you. And you were trying to test the waters to see if he would like to pursue something with you… or at least do something with you. Zandik was human, unlike his segments who were mixed with alchemy and Khaenri’ah’s old technology. They were what he had always wanted to be: cold. Feelings? That would only make him doubt his goals. But erosion does not forgive, and as a human, he was also exposed to it. In his case, it dug into his soul and made him realize he was not as perfect as his clones. Perhaps that’s why he chose to be the one staying at the lab day and night.

Pairing: afab!reader x Dottore

CW: possesive behavior (are we even surprised?), syringe mentions, sligh nsfw, suggestive, dominant behavior, blood (Pantalone’s cut on the hand)

It had been several days since you last saw him. For some reason, you couldn’t bring yourself to go to the lab again, perhaps because he made your heart race faster than any man you had been around before. But you knew you couldn’t avoid him. After all, he had taken time from his busy schedule for you, and you also wanted to know what was happening with your body. Even your mother asked if you had received the results yet and urged you to get them.

The embarrassment grew each day you avoided visiting him, so one day you mustered enough courage and walked back to the lab. This time, it was Omega who opened the door. Worried about the young Dottore, you asked him what might have happened. Omega laughed, appearing very relaxed.

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Top 10 disabled representation in media:

1. The Eraserhead baby

2. Doc Hudson I guess

when u play cod

Hey just wanted a quick heads up, there will be no smut in the fic. I feel the need to bring this up because the majority of ghosts' and price (kinda) content are smut/sexual related (correct me if I'm wrong).

Also the poll feels it took way too long than I expected, currently its ghost and price in a tie. If its still the same in end, ill just put both of them in.

Thank you for the support Ive been given from just that post! I will give all my best to keeping this fanfic blog alive💞

Love you all ~ 🦋💌

Hey Ive been thinking of writting a short fanfic series (x reader) from these options of cod chars. Which one should I choose?

Naucious!

Naucious? Nouncious?? Naucheosu??!

Dottore x reader

Anon: its 11 pm rn and Im susposed to be studying but ive thought of a great idea to write! How about an established fic with the reader and dottore carrimg a child of their own ehheheh

Didnt reread this that much, more of a drabble, need to WRITE I'll practice more on how to write! please bare with me on how cringe this will be.

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In the wide halls of the estate where the 2nd Harbinger stayed, giggles can be heard echoing through it.

"You little annoyance! Pilin get over here!"

A segment of dottore's, Eon was chasing the child of Prime and his wife through out the maze of halls. He was holding her pants in his hands, that was susposed to be put on after taking her a bath . Well that backfired, and here they are. Bumping to some maids or employees here and there, Eon was amazed on how she had this much energy...

She was giggling to herself while also looking back at Eon at time to time, making sure he doesnt catch up to her. He was getting exhausted, feels like he ran a whole marathon. His speed was slowing down bit by bit, she turned around and noticed this.

"Hehe!!~ Yor suawch a slowww poke!!" she giggled, instinctively closing her eyes. Not aware of her surroundings, she bumped into a person. At first she thought it was another of her dads employee, clearing her vision she saw only a pair of legs (shortass).. rubbing her eyes, she tried to stood up and see who it was.

"I'm sorry I-"

She was dead. DEAD. It was the last person she would bump to in this situation..

"Miss Pilin (Y/Ln), what on teyvat are you doing."

"Mother! I can expla-"

She was cutted by Eon finally catch her. He lifted her up, making her face to him. "Hmph, I still dont know where she got this energy from." He sideseye the mother of the child thats beside him. She chuckled from his comment. She gently took the girl from his hands to her own. "Thank you Eon, i'll take everything from here" Eon handed her Pilin's pants. Feeling grumpy he looks away and crossed his arms "I expected a reward from running around the palace while also dealing with that annoyance" She looked at him with a smirk and raised her eyebrow knowing what his intention was. Deciding wether she should toy with him this time. "Was gonna give you a kiss but it seems you wanted something else *insert dramatic sigh* I guess I don't have anything much more to offer-" Eon looked at her with wide eyes and wanted to say something but stopped, not wanting to sound desperate.

"I'm just joking! thank you for everything" She kisses him in the cheek, Pilin in her hands made a puke noise but he didnt seem to mind her. She chubb his cheeks "Don't tell prime about this, but I love you" -----------

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