watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week
watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.
NICO HULKENBURG????????
an excuse to look at their slutty pics
a f1 alignment chart
HAD AN F1 DREAM LAST NIGHT ???
i dreamt that mercedes replaced lewis with a guy called button and i was like “holy shit it’s jenson button” and everyone was like no… check again… it in fact was a giant sentient button. like the object you sew into clothes. also valtteri was the 2024 wdc ? in his shitbox sauber ??
i prophesied your mercedes 2025 lineup guys it’s literally true i swear you’re welcome
MCLAREN BOYS P2 AND P3 LETS GOO
Apparently I stole his hangers. I didn't even know that there was a rack there. Goddd.
just finished watching the imola gp and DAMN
Being an athlete from a country with a bad national anthem has gotta be HEARTBREAKING. Like you just won and now you have to sing along to that fuckass song? And you can't even complain about it without looking ungrateful and unpatriotic? Oh, I would cry.
idc what you say, that was the look