Moon Horns

Nikita Chan, Curious sniff

Häschen II

pixel sunday!!

everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

Officer please I didn't kill him I only stabbed him and stabbed him and stabbed him and stabbed him and stabbed him and then he died completely unrelatedly ten minutes later

She was getting left out in a lot of TWST mom appreciation posts :( 🌸🤖

Love wing bell Episode Release Date: 4th May 2014

You can and should write fanfiction that isn't perfect. You can and should write whatever fanfiction you want. You can and should write fanfiction that brings you joy even if it's silly or goofy or weird.

Except for me. My fanfic has to be perfect and read like a novel and ruin at least one person's sleep schedule.

Wanting to draw something related with Georgina especially that the final part of the event releases in a few hours :DD i really want to know what she did to our gremling friend-

taking in mind how the tweels are, she is really a good, strong mama ! (now please show us the father-