Still Thinking About The Brainrot That Fast Fashion Has Caused In People, Like I Made This Pair Of Pants

I think it would be kind of funny if Kallus in his Imperial days was very aware that he's attractive. Then he joins the Rebellion and learns about the notion of being ✨humble✨ in addition to having his looks be way less relevant. The Rebellion doesn't have a dresscode and are nowhere near invasive enough to care about his facial hair or hairstyle. Overall, he doesn't have to apply as much effort to his looks and as such he sorta just... doesn't think about it as much. Until one day he's looking in the mirror and it hits him how different he looks. Way less put together - in the Empire they'd definitely refer to it as letting himself go. He still feels the same. Still feels attractive. But even so, there is this nagging feeling at the back of his mind telling him that he isn't. Not to others anyway. And it's not like it bothers him. Not really. It's just different. But it's not like it matters and he has got work to do. So he goes about his work knowing that he's no longer considered attractive. Except Kallus' idea of what's considered attractive has been heavily skewed by the Empire's standards. So while he's assuming he downgraded his looks to a solid Mid, every Rebel is having a moment of "wait, is Kallus not kinda very hot??"

[x] *Bonus:

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

if you see me tag Character on a post and you think to yourself "how the hell is that Character" mind your damn business alright we're on a first name basis. me and Character.

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

I feel like we as a society need to step back and take a moment to point out that Kallus' eyelashes are lowkey mad luscious

ESPECIALLY FOR A BLONDE GUY

Like what animator making his character model was like "hmmm i just feel like he's missing something..... OH! I KNOW; wet n wild impact black waterproof mascara 😌"

ok i just have to say it since no one else is: i'm defending the muttonchops. They were era appropriate, people in the 70s weren't as afraid of body hair as people are today! This was even a thing for Rogue One I believe. I think the director asked the actors to grow 70s style facial hair so they blended in with A New Hope. Kallus was big! He was hairy! Like, sorry but Kallus was 70s hot, chops and all. (tho side note: i do actually think he was supposed to have a beard in season 4 and the only reason he didn't was because his character model already changed too much) but that aside, his facial hair made sense for where/when he was. He was absolutely en vogue. People were going to him for advice on how to be fashionable or trying to imitate his look. between his chops and luke's chanel boots, it was queer eye for the rebellious guy. they were running yavin 4 fashion week like the goddamn navy. stop being a coward and put some respect. on the chops.

Got cursed by thought goblins

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way