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Selfish. (Read right to left)
Ohhh… Husbant… You use too much Moroha gauge. Now we are minus…
^°^
Tintern Abbey (Carl Gustav Carus, 1789 - 1869)
human paracelsus but hes in that new gimp suit aba got for him. why? well, you know
This is doing numbers on Twitter somehow, even though I made it in less than an hour.
A.B.A’s jealousy rage
Forgive me for a lack of serious art I have been very busy
the son and the holy spirit
I can have a little totally nonsensical crack ship as a treat
Asa in any social situation:
elden ring emoji hcs aka what emojis they would use the most
marika: 👎👍😡 (she rarely uses her phone but she'd use the thumbs down emoji on completely unrelated things and says nothing else)
godfrey: barely knows how to use a phone, anyways these ones > 💪👌
maliketh: 🐺👺
godwyn: 😂💛⚡️
morgott: doesnt use emojis cuz he thinks theyre ugly he just sends these :) :( <3
mohg: 🤪🤯😖🩸🔪
rennala: 🥰😁😢🫶💙🌝
shes always sending her kids a lot of heart emojis
radagon: accidentally broke his phone after dropping a hammer on it, but he sends this a lot 😬
radahn: 🐴😺
(the one who uses the emojis the most frequently and loves to harass people with them) rykard: 😩😳🥵🤡👀
ranni: 🖕🖕🖕🤨😒🔫 she sends the gun emoji to marika a lot when shes pissing her off
blaidd: 🤘🗡️🌭 (he loves hotdogs)
messmer: he sends his face as a reaction he makes himself as pngs and turns them into stickers and spams them to marika
malenia: 😭🫡⚔️
miquella: he sends these a lot
LMFAAAAAAO I FUCKING SCREAMED.
I dreamt for so long
Messmer, The Impaler
touch the withered arm
I made this as a joke about trans masc HRT methods for the group chat but it's been like 20 minutes since I slapped it together and I'm still laughing so here you go
i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief
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skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania
The Asaden dead-fish-eyed stare
I imagine they'd go on dates and just zone out. They’re having insane internal monologues rn
hello everybody i just finished watching serial experiments lain episode 1 and wanted to write a review. okay i'm going to start with a plot synopsis so far:
plot synopsis:
the episode starts on a group of scientists all looking at each other in a circle. and one of them says "we have to do experiments on Lain.....in a series" and Lain happens to be passing by right at that moment.
and so another scientist is like "THERE SHE IS, FUCKING GET HER!!!" and they all start chasing after her and she starts running away. most of the episode is a chase sequence with the scientists trying to do the serial experiments and Lain.
at one point there are 2 workers carrying a big glass pane (or, implied to be, as it is totally see-through) and Lain runs right through it somehow but the scientists crash into it. i thought that was silly and liked it.
also at one point the scientists are all running together and they realize there's 1 more of them than there was before, and turns out it's Lain disguised in a labcoat and fake glasses/nose/mustache combo, and she goes "ehe" and does a big bead of sweat as her fake glasses/nose/mustache combo slips a bit. then she zooms away, leaving the labcoat and the fake glasses/nose/mustache combo hanging in the air.
finally, they catch her by throwing a brick at her head
review:
i can see why this is a well regarded series. the gags are good, and i'm left wondering who the scientists are and why they want to do serial experiments on Lain. And I'm also left wondering what the experiments will be and who Lain is. i'm wondering a lot of things and that is a sign of a good series.
i so far give it a 7/10 but will adjust the score based on how funny the experiments are
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update:
the first experiment is they are making her run a ninja warrior style obstacle course. she has having trouble with the part where you gotta hang on to a swinging punching bag type thing, and keeps falling into the slime. i think i would do better on that part as i have greater upper body strength than a middle school girl
update 2:
they are seeing what the biggest animal is that Lain could beat in a fight
the only thought in my head when I boot up steam