gay gasp
FUCK YOU
*ungays your marauders*
me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later
fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity
your story doesn’t have to make sense right now. neither do you. just put a guy on a horse and make him sad.
everyone lowkey judging jegulus’ relationship bc james is a YAPPER and literally never shuts up and it seems like reg can never actually get a word in
but behind closed doors regulus talks and talks and talks until he can’t possibly talk anymore and james just sits and smiles as he listens bc he ADORES to hear about anything and everything that regulus has to say
i love them sm someone sedate me
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
the black brothers never made up ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ they never got to heal from their childhood trauma ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ they didn’t get to grow old together ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ they didn’t get to be brothers again ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
i don't know what possessed you to write this but i'm glad you did
king!regulus asking to see james's balls and jester!james taking his clothes off
I don’t have a fancast for Sirius. Honestly, it’s because, in my mind, he’s so breathtakingly beautiful that no one seems quite right.
He’s not just hot or cute - he’s beautiful in the kind of way that feels otherworldly, like an angel or a mermaid.
Please, tell me you get it.
thinking about james guiding regulus through the halls to his classes because he’s reading while walking
“careful here, love. that’s the missing step. cmon, just hop over it a little.”
thinking about regulus trying to focus on his book but getting flustered by james’ arm around him so that he doesn’t smash into a wall
thinking about everyone thinking they’re dating but james is just thinking “okay, just guiding my best friends adorable, pretty, perfect little brother to his classes. no gay panic here, no sir.”