Beautiful

Rewatching big bang theory and Jim Parsons in a maid outfit is just 😘 *chefs kiss*

My new Roman Empire is Steve being lowkey thick as fuck simply because of cultural changes

big fan of when stuff is the color green

Bitches are able to read hardcore bdsm porn fanfiction with a straight face but start to grin and squeak like an idiot as soon there is the smallest fluff.

That’s me, I’m bitches.

JKR: *Mentions Marlene, Dorcas & Mary once*

JKR: *Explains 3% of Remus, Sirius, James, Lily and Regulus*

JKR: *Makes Peter a traitor*

JKR: *Makes The Marauders bullies*

JKR: *Kills them all*

The fandom: *Comes up with Headcanons for these characters' sexualities, childhood, parents, favorite beverage, favorite food, the way they act when they are drunk, who they date, identities, the way they dress, favorite songs, how they act when they are sad, how they act when they are happy, how they act when they are angry, how they sleep, how they take they coffee or tea, mental illnesses, mental conditions, them as songs, Halloween costumes, Christmas Presents, sweets they like, jewelry they wear, friendships between each other, relationships between each other, when they lost their virginity, how they like sex, NSFW Headcanons, blood type, zodiac sign, religion, how they dance, what shows they watch, favorite movies, favorite superhero, favorite villain, them as dishes, them as drinks, what they wear for a club, what they wear for the beach, what they wear for the mountain, how they manage their social media, what kind of smartphones they have, if they are dog or cat people, if they are vegan or not, ideal jobs, jobs they actually have, future plans, if they want kids or not, dreams and hopes, worst fears, nightmares they have, them as colors, them as partners, them as our partners, how they decorate their rooms, how they act on the dentist's appointment, how they act on a doctor's appointment, childhood traumas, them as Greek Gods, them as celebrities, them as books, books they read, favorite author, favorite singer, music abilities, sport abilities, weird abilities...etc(insert more)*

Literally everyone else: You need help...

The fandom: *sighing* We know

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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You guys know how we have the head canon that James starts to doubt his sexuality in his early years because he has a tiny crush on Remus? 

Well, as soon as the beginning of their sixth year, he would look at Regulus who hit puberty in such a way that only The Black Family would be able to have, that he just turned into the beautiful creature James had laid eyes on. He would have taken one look at Regulus walking beside Sirius at the train station and gone “Yeah, no way I’m straight”

someone please turn me into a poem or a painting, I’m tired of being human

Need.

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive