Legolas Pretty Quickly Gets In The Habit Of Venting About His Travelling Companions In Elvish, So Long

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

Legolas Pretty Quickly Gets In The Habit Of Venting About His Travelling Companions In Elvish, So Long

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3 months ago

The Innovative Visual Style of 2000AD and how it birthed SF Comic Book Mania.

The Innovative Visual Style Of 2000AD And How It Birthed SF Comic Book Mania.

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3 months ago

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re Scared Because They Know That The Public Is With Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

3 months ago
If Only 70+ Million Of Us Had Warned Her About Exactly This, Over And Over Again, Maybe She Wouldn't

If only 70+ million of us had warned her about exactly this, over and over again, maybe she wouldn't have voted for a fascist rapist who promised to do exactly what he's doing.

If only he had a record of violence, selfishness, cruelty, and incompetence to look at, maybe she wouldn't have voted for a fascist rapist who promised to do exactly what what he's doing.

Gosh, if only.

4 months ago
James Harrison, blood donor whose rare plasma saved millions of babies, dead at 88 | CNN
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James Harrison, a prolific Australian blood donor famed for having saved the lives of more than two million babies, has died at age 88.

It's worth noting that there are some extraordinary people in the world who have been quietly doing the work for decades, and they should be celebrated with all the fervor that we denounce the villains. I first read about Harrison twenty-odd years ago, when he'd already been doing this for about fifty years, and this is one of those guys whose life can, indeed, be summed up by his headline.

James Harrison saved millions of lives. Millions. Not with anything flashy or dramatic, not with profound speeches or brilliant strategy or any of the things we insist are the ways to impact the world. He simply kept himself as healthy as possible so that every few weeks he could go and sit quietly in a room and give away a fundamental part of himself — quite literally his lifeblood — to people he'd never meet, for no pay and no expectation of acknowledgement. (He was, it should be said, acknowledged quite a lot per this article, but that's beside the point.)

When we talk about the kind of people we want to elevate and celebrate in our societies, I often think of people like James Harrison. I hope we get more of him; not just for his blood, but for his heart.

4 months ago

i think the idea that every disabled person already has all the resources, defense, and accommodations they need is constructed by ableism because in the first place they were not happy with disabled people getting anything at all. for them, the bare minimum is too much already

2 months ago

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

2 months ago
To My Uk Trans People And Allies Out There.

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

3 months ago

Or firing workers

This Is How Any Corporation Functions. First, Increasing Profits Is Done By Attracting More Customers.

This is how any corporation functions. First, increasing profits is done by attracting more customers. Then, once they have all the customers they're going to get, increasing profits is done by increasing prices or cutting costs.

3 months ago
From Girl Scout’s Social Media. The Original Twitter Thread Is Here.
From Girl Scout’s Social Media. The Original Twitter Thread Is Here.
From Girl Scout’s Social Media. The Original Twitter Thread Is Here.
From Girl Scout’s Social Media. The Original Twitter Thread Is Here.
From Girl Scout’s Social Media. The Original Twitter Thread Is Here.
From Girl Scout’s Social Media. The Original Twitter Thread Is Here.
From Girl Scout’s Social Media. The Original Twitter Thread Is Here.

From Girl Scout’s social media. The original Twitter thread is here.

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