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Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!
Me: What is too much?
Anxiety: THIS
Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????
Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE
Me: But nothing is happening?
Anxiety: TOO MUCH
I love how older men take selfies, there's something so hot about it 🫣
À trois, on y va (All About Them) 2015 dir. Jérôme Bonnell
Same but i need punishment
"I wanna be your daddy 😏"
Okay, delicious, but would you:
1. Hold me through panic attacks
2. Remind me to eat
3. Remind me not to over eat
4. Not get bored of me
5. Understand that when I am a brat, it's not personal and I just need reassurance not punishment
6. Give me countless reminders that no you don't hate me, no you aren't using me for my body, no you won't turn into a ghost in the middle of the night, no you aren't only dating me for my personality, yes you love me and my body, no you don't mind my weight fluctuations, etc etc etc
7. Understand that I need an elephant amount of patience
8. Listen to me ranting over my hyperfications
9. Help me ignore the bad thoughts
10. Let me bite you
I will now proceed to be extremely normal about this for about 4-7 business days
(they should fuck)