In Light Of Recent Events, Let’s Not Forget That H. Bomberguy Is Responsible For Driving A Formerly-beloved

In Light Of Recent Events, Let’s Not Forget That H. Bomberguy Is Responsible For Driving A Formerly-beloved

In light of recent events, let’s not forget that H. Bomberguy is responsible for driving a formerly-beloved transphobic TV writer into a downward spiral that cost him his career and his family… all by playing Donkey Kong.

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2 years ago

Hey! I was wondering how everyone on the ISS adjusts to each other’s culture and language. It seems like it might be hard with language barriers and other factors, to live in a confined space with people from another country. Do others try to teach you their language? Does everyone mostly speak English, or do some people speak Russian?

2 years ago

tag yourselves, im carrots

I'm looking back at random things I was taught as a kid by various adults and media and. did nobody bother to factcheck anything? was that just not an option or

2 years ago

Played with the endings of Elden Ring and ai-generated arts, and since it combines surprisingly well, here it is. All six endings.

Played With The Endings Of Elden Ring And Ai-generated Arts, And Since It Combines Surprisingly Well,
Played With The Endings Of Elden Ring And Ai-generated Arts, And Since It Combines Surprisingly Well,
Played With The Endings Of Elden Ring And Ai-generated Arts, And Since It Combines Surprisingly Well,
Played With The Endings Of Elden Ring And Ai-generated Arts, And Since It Combines Surprisingly Well,
Played With The Endings Of Elden Ring And Ai-generated Arts, And Since It Combines Surprisingly Well,
Played With The Endings Of Elden Ring And Ai-generated Arts, And Since It Combines Surprisingly Well,
1 year ago

canto 4 prediction

5 months ago

Tell us more about Moby Dick!! :D

Ishmael is a fascinating little specimen let me tell you. He has a reputation for being a “boring narrator” but that’s complete bullshit. Right out the gate he’s like “hello this is my (fake) name, I’m poor, I’m depressed, but luckily when I can tell I’m about to kill myself I hop my ass on a boat because the water can cure whatever’s wrong with you, also we are all being controlled by the puppet strings of the divine and free will is an illusion. It is now Page Three.”

The entire first part of the book is his story of meeting, falling in love with, and marrying a hot tattooed Polynesian man in what may be the first recorded case of the “there was only one bed” trope and it only gets wilder from there. This really caught be off guard tbh, I had no idea that there was so much gay stuff in this book.

I honestly cannot even pick my favorite Ishmael moment. Could it be him being adamantly on the wrong side of the “are whales fish or mammals” debate? That he suggests narwhal’s horns would be good for turning the pages of small books? When he hides behind the mast and eats some spermaceti because he just has to know what it tastes like? When he tattooed himself with measurements of a beached whale but rounded all the numbers because he also needed room for the poem he was writing on his arm? The gay sperm squeezing chapter? When he made his drunk listeners fetch him a priest and a Bible so he could swear he was telling the truth? And then lied????

Ishmael’s musings range from beautiful, lyrical prose that makes you stop and reread the section because damn, and chapters about How Rope Works and encyclopedic writing about the whaling industry. There are lofty theological debates and accusations about the reader being a fish. You spend much of this book wildly seasick because Ishmael’s voice is manic, hilarious, and disorienting. Once you’ve finished this story, you, too, will feel like you’ve spent three years aboard a whaling ship.

Although the unhinged tangents are often amusing, many people complain because they probably account for 90% of the book with only the remaining 10% devoted to the plot. Surely if we just got rid of Ishmael’s Nonsense it would be better, correct? No. This is Ishmael’s memoir. He knows how it ends. These plot-delaying anecdotes are purposeful; he does not want to reach the end because it is The End. The death of his friends and his husband. The inevitable, unforgiving blade of fate that slices the lives of of the Pequod’s crew short and leaves him alone and adrift at sea. Enjoy his journey, because it may seem long now but it ends all too soon.

2 years ago

You are the villain’s right hand man and you are the true power behind their criminal empire. The villain would never have achieved their status as a super villain without you, so when the hero finally arrested the villain, nothing actually changed.

2 years ago
Rewatched Goncharov (1973) And Did A Few Studies Of My Favourite Scenes
Rewatched Goncharov (1973) And Did A Few Studies Of My Favourite Scenes
Rewatched Goncharov (1973) And Did A Few Studies Of My Favourite Scenes
Rewatched Goncharov (1973) And Did A Few Studies Of My Favourite Scenes

Rewatched Goncharov (1973) and did a few studies of my favourite scenes


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2 years ago
I Found This Old Script From A While Ago And I Might Adapt It Into A Comic After I Finish A Project Im
I Found This Old Script From A While Ago And I Might Adapt It Into A Comic After I Finish A Project Im

I found this old script from a while ago and i might adapt it into a comic after i finish a project im currently on, MY HEART ACHESSS 

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