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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

i swear to god the smell of this shit. i always take a sniff contantly and fidget with the cap so the smell comes out and it's better than my damn gum. for reference i eat like half a pack of gum at school every day shehegwgus.

point is that mine melted in the dryer so can someone get me some other lipbalms with other scents (if there are any) or give me recommendations

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Kestrel

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>i'm going into BATTLE!

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PENIS!!!!!!

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