People Keep Asking Me If I Got A Haircut, No Susan, I Lot 5-6 Inches Of Hair In A Tragic Ceiling Fan

I hate this because its awful but also im very impressed because i also love to make jokes like this

im so fuckin good at turning my hobbies into Tasks yall

if i snueued up all of those for 1 post a day we'd be good till chirstmus

says the man that gets eepy, fight me

NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

Dnd shenanigans from a campaign with my friends

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I just got called grilled cheese????

i posted my art, the tf2 incorrect quote one, and like, 30 seconds after i posted it i got one of those scam bots that asks if youre free to commission, it was so funny

o7 snokay

snan sni smake a snult snaround snou?

a snult??? um. dont snurt snanybody

What would you be?

quote from a friend:

Im suffering . . . but at least my outfits cute